(Old) Of Humid Bondage- A Heatwave MMP

Hubs just told me that he put all of the furniture hardware in one box (why?) and thinks he might have thrown the box of random shit away.

I think that if I don’t have a bed by the 4th, I can shoot him while the fireworks are going off and nobody will notice. I ain’t skeered about going to trial, sometimes even the best people screw up once too often and wemen are on juries too.