We’ve got at least 2 living in our yard. It appears the clover I planted in the lawn has made for a yummy bunny buffet. I don’t care, as long as they leave my ‘maters alone, tho I have so freekin’ many of them!!!
Not sure if I ever shared this tale here - but it’s not like I’m going to force anyone to read on…
Part of my degree requirements included an electrical engineering course in feedback systems. It was taught by a grad student whose favorite expression was “This is so simple, a child of 3 could do it.” He also like to refer to things as “a piece of cake.” Yeah, he was an ass, and even the EE majors thought so.
Anyway, the course final project required us to optimize something by changing certain values and running a program that created a graph of the results. As background, this was 1978, waaaaaaay predating PCs. In fact, you could still pick out the Computer Science majors by the boxes of punch cards they carried around campus! And getting access to the card punch terminals was nigh on to impossible.
Fortunately, for this project, my partner was a geeky kid who was adept on the actual computer terminals and he had access that I lacked. Still, getting a terminal often required coming in at stoopit o’clock in the middle of the night, as was the case right before this project was due. He and I were getting kinda punchy, and at one point, I suggested we change the target variable to pi, just because.
Well, the graph that generated was decidedly phallic and we were decidedly exhausted and that’s when inspiration struck. The next day, I bought a tablet of paper used in first grade when kids are learning to make their letters - you know - widely spaced lines with a dashed line in the center. I also got a box of crayons. This was, of course, to write a final report by “A Child of Three” that included the phallic graph. It also included a comment that we didn’t use “a piece of cake” but instead opted for pi. I was so proud of it!
Unfortunately, the reports were all turned in on the very last day, so I have no idea how he responded to my inspired creation. But I got a B in the class, thanks to my geeky project partner. I like to think the grad student took the hint, but I doubt it.
OMG, that could have come from my late FIL. A few years back, he sent a broken metal part to FCD to see if he could repair it. FIL carved a cavity in a piece of foam to fit the broken piece, wrapped it, put it in a box, covered the box in brown paper, then taped the crap out of it. Oh, yeah, and the box was a cube, maybe 3" on a side. The packaging materials weighed more than the little broken part! So, yeah, I agree with you!
We went to Fuddrucker’s once and all I can say is I was utterly unimpressed. I also don’t get the love for Five Guys - FCD loves the place by I find the burgers to be just ordinary. Maybe it’s me?
It appears the grandspawn have given their germs to FCD - I expect I may be next. So it goes with kids. Plans for today - um, dunno. Maybe a playground if the kids seem over their colds. No rain in the forecast and temps in mid-80s, so fingers crossed that I can let them run ragged for a while.
Tomorrow and Sat, I’ll be helping FCD at the school. He’s supposed to have volunteers coming on Sat to help pull the network and PA system wires thru the suspended ceiling. So two grubby work days ahead. Then on Sunday, he wants to go out in the boat, weather permitting. But first, I need to shower, dress, and wrangle the kids.
Happy Thursday!!