(Old) There are icebergs in my MMP!

I’ll look for 'em - thanks! They’re on The List.

That was an interesting combination of sentences …

Same stuff. I’ve got a little container of it from the produce section on my kitchen floor for Monkey at the moment. (He still seems to prefer chewing on my ponytail palm.)

Between that, and all the brown rice and flax seeds I buy for the ratties, anyone behind me in line at the grocery store would think I eat all healthy and shit.

(Narrator: “She does not.”)

We’ve actually been doing that kinda “on the fly” as we go along. (“Hey, neat, how’d you do X?” type of thing, and lots of, “You guys may already know this, but I just figured out that Y and Z” have been called out.)

Friday was a real pisser, and I think that’s why I kinda melted down later, but a lot of the learning curve has already smoothed out.

… say what now?

Nah, you’re good, and I’d already considered the possibility. I’ve been on the pill for so long, I doubt shit works right anymore anyhow.

Can’t do much about it, besides trying to stay out of prison. (The thought of going through hot flashes while living in Texas summers terrified me.)

Heh, they’re actually still there.

But I busted into the all-strawberry Starbursts plus a tiny box of Mike n Ike, so the cheap-o candy need was still satisfied.

… linky, plz?

Is that your personal preference?

Might help to find some excuse for brief, pleasant human interaction. Even just going out to buy a taco or something … ?


I’ve rounded up most of the household trash, and took the big bin - complete with sparkly, frost-decorated lid - out to the curb like a Good Girl and a Goddamn Grownup so now it’s “sittin’ on my ass” time.

See y’all next go-round!