(Old) There are icebergs in my MMP!

Easy. Bike is going fast, jeep is going slow in adjacent lane. Jeep abruptly changes lanes in front of motorcycle. Rider either target fixates, is looking elsewhere until it’s too late, or it all just happens too fast. CRUNCH!

Or if it was in traffic, the rider was lane-splitting and the Jeep changed lanes across his path.


Doggio I don’t think I’m having a mid-life crisis, but if so, it coming at 65 gives me hope for a long and eventful retirement. :grin:


Yaay for Moms who are a) still alive, and b) somebody a MMPer would want to talk to.

I’m glad the new mobile home improves your view of the scenery. And probably your view of itself; an eyesore by any other name is still an eyesore and the new one is probably at least neutral, if not downright pleasant-looking compared to the ramshackle disaster that it’s replacing.


Forgot to mention … My haircut was due last week while stuff was too crazy. And it had been getting too long anyhow for a week+ before that.

Plus my beard was waaay out of control. Next week I (probably) need to shave the beard off since they’ll be cutting off a cancer in the middle of there and a beard with a 2" x 2" divot missing looks kinda disreputable.

Anyhow, that means I had a free opportunity to completely restyle the beard & hair for the trip. And if turned out badly, well, it’ll be gone in a few days. So I had my barber do that last night after the day’s work was done and before the sleazy dive salit dinner. I now have a much more fashionably modern haircut and much more tailored beard. First impressions: I like it and will probably keep it. Even if I have to zero the beard next week it’ll be back to this full in 2 months tops.


FCM welcome to starting to come home. And with no immediate need to drive to IND. Woot!! The recliner awaits. And, ref cookie just above me here, so does the washer/dryer. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Part of the reason I take shorter trips (so far) is just that. About the 10th day out it’s hard to maintain enthusiasm for ongoing novelty. Or I’m/you’re trapped in an environment, like a ship, where the novelty is mostly exhausted and now things get boring.


Ouch! Best of luck to them both! :people_hugging:


You are wise in the ways of these primitive humans. I admire your skill and aplomb.


Got down to darn near 50 overnight here. Brr!

Congrats on son coming over. Sounds like he’s the less distracted / overtasked / flaky of your several offspring?


As to me:
Early returns are this bed & room will work well for me. After 3+ decades of sleeping in a strange bed 10-15 nights per month I’m not real fussy about that stuff, but some are (a lot) easier to like than others. This’ll be plenty good enough.

Awoke naturally about 45 minutes early after not quite enough sleep, so hustled through my shevelment, final packing of tidbits, and a power bar for pre-breakfast, then summoned a Lyft to the train station to catch an earlier train.

Overnight was about 54/12, so standing outside waiting for car and train about 15 minutes total was chilly. Today in Miami is perfectly clear skies and now at ~9am it’s warmed up to 59/15 on the way to 74/23. In Sint Maarten it’s an hour later, so ~10am, and 83/28 on the way up to 85/30 with overnight lows of 77/25. Which weather should hold every day for the next 2 months then it’ll start getting warmer.

Have had a nice “free” breakfast at the club, am still caffinatin’, and have time to spare before the flight goes. Not having pressure to stay home as late as possible or get home as soon as possible is a very unfamiliar experience. Home is wherever I’m standing.

I should be checked in at the hotel by 4:30pm, so about 90 minutes before sunset. Time for some sand and then some rhum & ???. Thu morning / afternoon I’ll be doing this: Eco Tour Full-Day Around the Island of Sint Maarten (tripadvisor.com). Still working out what to do on Fri; I’ll resolve that during the ~3+ hour flight

I don’t know the traffic extant at the time, and there are often collisions in the Marysville area. But when I was riding every day down in L.A. I played ‘Find The Murderer’. That is, I watched everybody and tried to guess who was going to make a boneheaded maneuver. I don’t like to think riders losing their focus in traffic. Granted, I’ve seen aggressive riders and I’ve seen one who was hit not long after he blew past me as I was riding my bike; but most riders up here seem less aggressive than riders (and drivers) in SoCal.

Lane-splitting is not legal up here. (I wish it were, because it’s safer.) In Seattle traffic I’ve seen a couple/few riders who almost split lanes, but generally when traffic stops, the bikes stop. Weirdly, IIRC, it’s legal (with some restrictions) to ride on the shoulders of the freeway. I think that’s a bad idea, because shoulders are where debris comes to rest.

Late add to my prior post:

Wow, that route (and therefore you) just can’t buy a break. You know it’s a bad day when 3+hours stuck in a traffic jam trying to get out of the traffic jam and return home is the good news.

I’d have gotten a hotel room. Or gone all road rage and just started running around amongst traffic baying at the Moon while shedding clothing.


As to lane splitting, I agree it’s better for both cars and bikes when it’s legal. But if yesterday’s rider was lane splitting illegally, that waay ups the risk, as you know. The cars really aren’t expecting a bike coming up alongside in the lane gap.

Morning all. Got my 8 hours of sleepage in and awoke to somewhat cooler temperatures, about 40F now and only getting to 50F or so, but it will stay dry. Swimming is planned for later in the day. Hard to believe the first month of 2024 is already done and dusted. At least we have a long February to look forward too…

FCM, based on last year, 14-day cruises are about my limit, too, hope the seas settle down some. And glad you get to dream about the comfy chair and not the car seat for 9 hours…

Pilot, safe journey. May you find more sleezy dives there. And looking in the mirror, I need to do some beard maintenance too lest it gets out of control.

Coppertone, good news on the job and the ear hope the tooth thing works out.

JtC, sounds like the neighborhood is improving. Keep us informed.

Dicey, hope Dad does well and is on the mend.

OK, need to do the usual morning internettin’ and then forage for food. Have a good Hump Day all.

I never had a midlife crisis, but at age 66 I just don’t give a damn about most sh1t that used to make me crazy.

At the hairport waiting to go to beautiful Pensacola, then on to L.A.

You take that back, sir! ::swats LSL with a mailed gauntlet:: Actually, it looks like he may have to cancel as his stepdaughter was admitted last night and was relieved of her burden via C-sec (IT’S A BOY!). So eldest (who is actually the most overtasked and distracted of the three) will be on a dead run for the next few days and will likely need to cancel dinner today.

Steady heaving today. My new, non dingo chewed mattress and box spring will be delivered tomorrow, between 11 and 2. I also have a small leak in the bathroom sink cabinet. Depending on when maintenance comes, I may have a brand new, rock hard bed and may not get any sleep tomorrow. :crazy_face:

I was going to go on a Viking river cruise, till I found out there would be no pillaging. :crossed_swords:

{{{{Dicey and parents}}}}

Afternoon, mumpers! It’s a toasty 8c/47f with a predicted high of 10c/49f and cloudy. Weather app says “It’s cloudy, but I checked my fucking pockets and it turns out I have zero fucks left to give.” Fair enough, it’s cloudy but it’s dry, that’ll do for me.

Moooom happy homeward trend, much as I like being away from, there comes a point when I do want to be back again.

Pilot safe travels, hope you find plenty of good rum and convivial natives!

Dicey hope your Dad is more comfortable and on the mend, and your Mum is getting a bit of rest.

flyboy sounds like a nightmare journey just to get nowhere :frowning:

I have spent another day checking our online module option pages (found some errors that needed to be dealt with quickly), then finished the last two forms so all eight are now complete and just waiting for someone else to look through them and check I’ve not left anything out. They should take students only to the bits they need to fill in, so it should be straightforward enough. I’ve definitely looked at them for far too long now!

The most exciting thing that’s happened so far today is that the new University railway station is open. It’s only two years later than planned, and probably well over budget, and to be honest it’s shiny and soulless. As you come off the platform, there’s a set of ticket barriers and about four flights of stairs. Then you get out at the top and there’s a whopping 45 stairs to get down to the road!

On the plus side, it’s Wednesday and that means it’s pub night!

I returned to the office this morning, after yesterday’s easy day. Inbox sorted, now I have about thirty tasks in my TO DO box, but I’m game. Blissfully my people turned all their reports in on time. So these are non-urgent tasks.

My beautiful son is always asking questions I don’t know the answer to. He’s really into polygons right now, so he asked my husband what a polygon with infinity sides is called. I of course thought there was no such thing, but I was wrong. It’s called an apeirogon. My husband gave him a spreadsheet of about thirty different polygons, and he is just mesmerized by this list. He read it all morning at breakfast. I’m continually fascinated by how that little brain works. There will come a time when he realizes he’s living with a pair of idiots, but right now he thinks we know everything.

I love being able to talk about him here, both the challenges and the brags. He’s such a cool person.

That little Break Up With Your Phone course has been great. It doesn’t promote total abstinence, obviously, just mindfulness. I already had some solid habits in place, such as keeping my phone charger in the kitchen, getting off screens before bed, waiting until after my morning routine to check my phone. I have disabled Straight Dope and other distracting apps between the hours I have with Wee Weasel and I have started a morning habit of writing down in a paper journal everything I’m looking forward to that day. I was able to meditate this morning instead of scroll.

It’s been such a pleasure to hear about your vacation. I’ll be honest, I have soured on the whole idea of travel since my FIL abandoned his family to travel 100% of the time. Pretty sure he is burning through his retirement money right now. We maybe see him a few weekends a year, and he never calls to check on his grandson. I’ve been so disgusted by his narcissism I have come to resent the whole idea of travel. But following your trip has been fun and reminds me that there are sane and reasonable ways to do it. I went on a cruise in '07 with my husband’s family, it was around the Mediterranean, and we saw so many cool things. But my husband got violently ill on the ship and missed Rome, so I doubt I’ll ever be able to sell him on a cruise again. But I would go back to Greece in a heartbeat.

Die Capacitrix I’m so sorry to hear about your Dad. Seems to be going around here.

We managed to avoid the worst of the Drake Passage. We’re now officially in the southern Atlantic and we’ll anchor at Port Stanley 8-ish tomorrow. At the moment, I have a load in the washer and we’re chilling.

If the weather is reasonable tomorrow, it should be a good port call. And this time next week, I’ll be home doing laundry… rah.

Of all the reasons to cancel a dinner date, “I’m a new grandpa in need!” seems to me to be is one of the most acceptable.

Congrats to you too there Great-Grandad!! Woot!

FCM Yaay for survivng the Drake Passage. Twice.

As to me:
Had a pleasant ride down here; the flight was so empty I had a 3-seat row to myself. A favorable omen for sure.

We’re in the descent into SXM just now. I had a productive ride. I was reminded by another Dope thread that there’s an eclipse in early April, the 8th to be specific. So I booked a week on the beach in Mazatlán and bought real (albeit discounted) flight tickets too. No way in heck to trust standby travel for something like that.

When it’s time to go home, it’s time to go home!

I’m glad you are still having fun, hurray that you don’t have to make that long drive as soon as you get home, that wouldn’t have been optimal.

I am so sorry this is happening. It must be doubly hard because you are so far away. I hope your dad recovers quickly!

I’m with you, it just sounds way too peopley. But…lots of people love them so maybe we are the weirdos. Wouldn’t be the first time for me.

This is probably the best idea, it also gives you time to get your thoughts together. Good luck!

It is very neutral looking, but it was kinda entertaining to watch things fall off of the firetrap that used to be there. I will confess to being slightly worried about our fence when the swamp cooler was sliding off the back on the trailer, but it landed on their metal shed instead. We can get some serious winds during the monsoon season, most folks attach their coolers and AC’s to the building but the renters in the firetrap must have missed a few steps when they were installing it. (Watching that was pretty scary too. I just knew one of them was going to fall off, but the worse that happened was someone dropping their beer.)

Today was surplus produce, our box had a restaurant sized package of salad mix, two containers of strawberries, a lot of red pairs, a couple of bags of potatoes, three bunches of very green bananas a couple of loaves of bread and a couple of pounds of ground turkey. There was also a gallon bottle of drinking water and half a case of Lipton Arnold Palmers. That’s not how they were labeled, but you know…

NF isn’t pulling her weight lately, all she wanted was a bunch of bananas and a container of strawberries.

I’m keeping the water, it is one of the tall square bottles that fit nicely in an ice chest and will come in handy in April. I was planning on freezing 6 gallons to take with me, I’m super picky about my water so I like to be sure I have what I want lest I be forced to drink tap water. TC friend will of course get the Arnold Palmers, she is anything but picky when it comes to what she drinks.

I made up a couple of bags for CG and took the rest to the library food shelf. I’m really happy that I have the library option now, I know it gets used and it might even help the library’s circulation numbers.

While I was at the library, I learned something very disturbing and am even more upset now that I’ve had time to think about it.

I’m sure you guys all know about the issues of single strain monocultures, so I’ll try to not lecture overly much.

Penicillium camemberti is the fungus that gives Camembert and Brie cheeses that pretty white rind and creamy taste and mouth feel. It is also used for many other stinky cheeses, but those are the best known.

All of the Penicillium camemberti today is a single individual that hasn’t been outbred for ages. It used to be able to reproduce asexually but now it seems to have lost the ability to produce fertile spores.

This is super horrible news and I am very sad.

Clean, wearing clean clothes, and off to learn the new computer system. I went by last night after the dinner rush - hell, the early-outs were already gone - and got a quick crash course, so the interface at least will look vaguely familiar.

It is a LOT more sophisticated than I expected … which is a good thing!

Did not deal with car repairs; rent is more crucial, and tapped what I had available. Maybe next week; we shall see.


G.C. couldn’t come by last week, and dammit, I miss the hell outta him.
I will say this, he’s been markedly, noticeably better about checking in w/me every once in a while. Even called me his “boo” last time, which made me stoopidly silly giggle.

This is, indeed, bad news. If we lose Brie cheese, wild salmon, and tuna all within my lifetime … life will simply not be worth living.

doggio often reports his dreams. Last night I dreamed about doggio. He had made a cartoon that filled an enormous piece of cardboard, like 10 x 10 feet. It was very complex, with dogs and cats dressed as humans in various situations; in other words, his usual style and topics. I was trying to convince a gallery owner he should display it. doggio wasn’t there–something about poor shoe’s sprained ankle–so I was somehow hauling this artwork around by myself. I’m 5’2. Dream physics is a strange and wonderful thing.

dicey, I’m sorry your dad is in the hospital. 11 hours in the ER sounds grueling.

I’m glad, too.

That is a very good point and one reason I like reading about JtC’s mom.

flyboy, do you think motorcyclists suffer from the same antagonism drivers show bicyclists? I’ve read that 70% of bicyclists have had some sort of harassment or aggression from drivers. Just curious as to your take on motorcyclists.

Well, this would explain the lone shoes I find on roadsides. And personally, I find baying at the moon less satisfying during daylight hours.

I have over 100,000 miles riding motorcycles in L.A. (mostly on the freeways, and often splitting lanes).

In general, SoCal drivers (‘cagers’ :stuck_out_tongue: ) seem pretty cool with motorcycles. Most people know lane-splitting is not illegal, and will move over in their lanes to give motorcyclists room to pass. A very few people move the other way to prevent motorcyclists from passing. I’m sure there are a lot of people sitting in traffic who are jealous that motorcycles can split lanes and operate in the carpool lanes, but I seldom encountered outright aggression. I was once flipped off because, through their signalling, a couple of people were angry that I was riding my motorcycle in the carpool lane. Another time, a guy in a '70s or early-'80s POS wouldn’t let me get by. When there finally was an opening, I gunned it. He gave me the finger… and got a very hard thwack on the hand from my rear-view mirror. Wouldn’t be surprised if he suffered structural failure.

So yes, I’ve experienced harassment/aggression from car drivers; but not a lot.

When I was taking Driver’s Ed in high school in Oregon, we were told to give motorcyclists as much room as possible in case of mishap. I personally dislike lane splitters, because I do not like having another vehicle (even if it’s much smaller than my own) that close to me in traffic. Stay out of my space bubble, please! No envy or anything like that, I just get anxious about the safety issue of having other traffic that close instead of maintaining buffer space.

Look at it from a cost/benefit angle.

The motorcycle will be next to you for about one second. The emotional cost is negligible, and quickly over. The benefit is that the motorcyclist does not sit in traffic so that overall congestion is reduced and people can spend that much less time sitting in traffic.

Another benefit is safety. I suspect that since motorcycles are smaller than cars, that car drivers see them as farther away than they really are. There is a very real danger of being rear-ended if you’re stopped in traffic. Motorcycles and their operators do not sustain rear-end collisions as well as cars and their drivers. I’ve been rear-ended in cars at least three times, and the outcome would not have been good if I were on a bike. Riding between lanes virtually eliminates rear-end collision. Yes, an inattentive car driver (and there are a lot of them) might try to change lanes, but lane-splitting motorcyclists know what they’re doing. They don’t want to get hit any more than you want to hit them. And there really is a surprising amount of room between lanes, especially when car drivers are courteous – which most L.A. drivers are, and many of them actively look for motorcycles. Most drivers are not going to try to change lanes when there is a car right next to them, and motorcyclists tend to be hyper-vigilant and know where to position their rides while passing. So that one second of annoyance could be life-saving.

Many motorcycles are still air-cooled, so they need to be in motion to avoid overheating. Lane-splitting allows those fins you see on the cylinder(s) to do their job. My YZF-R1 is liquid-cooled. But I can assure you it gets uncomfortably hot when it’s not moving, even when wearing leathers. Up here where lane-splitting is not legal, I’ve been tempted when stopped in traffic to get off of that hot seat – which would slow down traffic even more because, ‘Oh, look! There’s a guy standing on the side of the freeway!’

But you don’t have to worry about lane-splitting in Oregon. I’m pretty sure it’s not legal there. :wink:

Not that I recall, but I’ve lived in California since 1994. :slight_smile:

So, down around Evansville? I grew up at the opposite end of the state in the Fort Wayne area.

And where emergency vehicles get to the scene. When I ride, I don’t want to encounter either.

As a cheese lover, that makes me sad.

I hope that VBC’s checkup gives him clean bill of health JtC.

Congrats on the new gig coppertone.

{{{dicey and folks}}}

I’m sorry about not getting to have supper with your son, cookie, but congrats to you all on the birth of the baby boy.

Irked, came home, walked Nelson and et. One more day of real irk, then weekend time.

Stay safe and healthy y’all!

Afternoon all. Got my mile of swimming in along with sauna time, so am clean and tired to head into the evening. 48F here and clear, but do wish it would warm up some more. Dinner will be ham-n-cheesers and nothing much else on the agenda. Did pick up a NY Times, so reading and puzzle-solving will take up some of the evening.

Cookie, happy great-grandfatherhood (once removed). Hope Mom and son are doing well.

doggio, happy mattress/spring breaking in time.

boofae, you note the forms:

I would remind you of the old Maxim that nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenious. Still, a fine effort and hope it works well. And I found your station, now waiting for one of the Underground/Railfan You Tubers (I follow one named Geoff Marshall) to report on it. Annddd I just Googled it and there are a couple of reports already.

Spicy, first polygons, then algebra and… And some vacations are fun things, cruises are up to one’s taste, but there are lots of options. Hope you do get back to Greece, it’s a wonderful place.

So the difference between being home and on a trip is…? :grinning: :upside_down_face: :wink: :wink:

Pilot, enjoy the beach time.

JtC, not good news on the fungus; I’m not a cheese person but it is bad news for all the cheese lovers, I am sure.

Never have ridden a motorcycle, I do try to give them space and find most of them mannerly in their driving; but just takes a few a**h**** to screw it up.

OK, need to get some dinner done and then get seriously into sloth mode. Take care all.