Fireflies are 
We’re going to have stern words.
I did! … inside my tummy! (I ate another today, the last of the strawberry. Gawds, that woman can make some amazing frosting!)
I assume you’re familiar with the “beer in shallow pan” trick?
If not .. use cheap shitty beer.
D’aaaawwwwwww.
There’s a really dirty “that’s what she said” joke somewhere.
I’m glad they lived up to your gold lame high standards!
I’d stay the hell outta Texas, except for Austin area.
… on purpose?
(Did “we” forget to do our chores?)
Thank you for the encouragement.
Bathrobe & 
box AND big bin have all been dealt with.
Bathrobe has been sloughed back off, but - that I’m aware - no neighbors saw me and clutched whatever the Michigan version of Southern clutchin’ pearls might be.
hand out “Sticker and lollipop, please.”