I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
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Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
I’m six feet tall, and 39 years old. Do they still even SELL lard? Or do you have to render your own?
Uke
I’m 28 and 5’5" sounds like i’m right in the middle of everyone
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam
5’2" and 37… doesnt win me a prize
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Well, I’m 42 years old, 5’5" and last checked in at 38"-26"-37". Tryin’ to get that middle one down a little . . . Any prizes yet?
5’7", 24, and I think I win for “Most Football-obsessed poster.”
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Neither youngest nor oldest (and that’s all you’re gonna get outta me!).
>< DARWIN >
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Nope, sorry…you lose in the shortest poster category. I am four foot, 11 and 3/4 inches tall.
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
I’m thinking I’m in the running for heaviest poster. Why don’t you all list your weights and I’ll see if I am, okay?
Oh, BTW, I’m sure you already recognize me as smartest poster on the board. Well, maybe second smartest – Cecil posts occasionally.
“pluto … a seriously demented but oddly addictive presence here.” – TVeblen
Eve -
Yep, the grand prize is a 200 pound, 6’-0" slightly balding Uncle. I’ll even quit smoking.
Whoopsy-Daisy, I left out the 38 good years. You do like younger Uncles, don’t cha?
Hey, Unc—
You don’t have to quit the cigs—just don’t smoke 'em in the house, and gargle before ya plant one on me!
I’m only 18, but ladies, I have the body of a mid-twenties stud. Grandmaster Sexxae.
View every exit as an entrance someplace else
If you’re a GrandMaster, why is your email address littlewoz@yahoo.com? Does sound very manly.
Littlewoz is my nickname. Dad is Woz, Mom is Mrs. Woz, etc…
No reflection on size, if that is what you’re implying. 
View every exit as an entrance someplace else
I’ll give you that if you qualify it as American football. I’ll take the title for the European variety.
I claim youngest!! 15!
ruadh -
Forgive me! I sometimes forget about you Europeans…yes, I claim the title for AMERICAN football.
Good to see that sorted Falcon
BTW, I am in fact American. I just like their football better.
Hey Woz, you wouldn’t happen to have an older brother named Ryan would you?
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