BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Eat dirt, poogas! I’m just 14! I claim your youngest prize for my own! Gahahahahahahahahah! (Can you tell that I’m fourteen?)
By the way, you fetid and zygotes don’t count, 'cause you don’t have fingers long enough to type with. Call me biased against the disadvantaged, but I want my prize.
There is a prize, isn’t there?
Mrunner
Yay, yay, Shadowfox! We are exactly the same height! Didn’t expect that. We ought to start a 4’11 3/4" club.
“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984
Damn, and being 17 felt so promising…
Studi
You can’t spell Studi without stud.
Ok Mrunner, what month were you born? I’m 14 here and was born in October.
“War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.”
In all seriousness, I’m 22 years, one month, eleven days, eight hours, uh, ahem, oh forget it! I’m 22 years old, 6’0" tall. I claim the title of tallest poster (female).
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Mullinator - I hope not!!
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)
How about the youngest to the DOPE? I’ve only been registered for Three days as of 1-24-00 
Other wise, I’m 22 years, two months, three days, some change. I’m tall and fat too. (6’3" 220)
“He who does not read is no better off that he who does not read.” Mark Twain
I’m my own grandpa.
WIUWoz, I guess not. I have an old friend from that area with a last name starting with Woz. Random try.
Looks like Neuro-trash grrrl and I are gonna run away with the height aspects of the board. I think I actually forgot to include my height earlier. I am 6’9". And no, I will not reach things that are really high up. Well, OK, but just this once.
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5’5, 20 years old… and ruadh, I think I might give you a race for the most obscessed “soccer” ( I hate that word so much) fan.
you sound Irish ruadh, any connections?
John Larrigan
“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Coldfire…do you claim to be the Doper posting farthest from Cecil’s headquarters?
Interesting…
Let’s all use this link: http://www.indo.com/distance/
Input “Chicago” in the “From” field and your hometown (or, sometimes, the nearest ‘large’ city) in the “To” field.
From Chicago to Amsterdam, ‘as the crow flies’:
4121 miles (6632 km) (3581 nautical miles).
Who beats me ?
Well, anyone in Germany, Finland…
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Anybody in Australia’s gonna beat ya, Cold. 
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
I’m a touch less than 4’11", which makes me the shortest one to post to this thread so far.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m only twelve! Hah!
Re: prizes; Coldfire is in charge of them & if you visi him in person, He wil present you with yours. You must identify yourself in his native language…on Bon Voyage!
I’ve got the body of an 18 year old but the mind of someone that is really really smart, so… YEAH!
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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Boy or girl???
Dammit, not again!
I’m a MAN, I TELL YOU, A MAN!
need more proof? go HERE
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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