When I told my wife I had the body of a much younger man she told me I’d better give it back I was getting it all wrinkly.
::rimshot::
Loads of connections. I’m not related to them though 
(My background’s largely Scottish, though we’ve been here a few generations.)
I will compromise with you and Coldfire and simply claim the prize for the most obsessed American European football fan, erm, the most obsessed European football fan who’s from America that is.
Not that there’s much competition, of course.
I think I beat everyone here as the baby. I’m 9. My teachers tell me I’m too young to be hanging out on these boards. But what do THEY know…
American Irish here, with loads of connections… what part of Ireland?
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
Somebody rang? Blink blink
We have a 9 year old on this board?! Yikes, what have I posted?
FrogInAPan, when you start your life of crime, just don’t blame me.
Imthecowgodmoo, your handle is a little ambiguous. Nothing personal. (And that picture could be your brother - don’t prove nothin’.)
Vectormane:
Vec, you’ve been “twelve” for at least the two years I’ve been reading your stuff (and I suspect that you had been “twelve” for several years prior to that).
I think you ought to change your schtick to something besides your alleged age. You do nice work as a spamkiller, stick with that.
Tom~
If you’re telling the truth, Vector then:
GAH! But I still take the prize for second place, if tomndebb are (is?) wrong
Utinni, I was born on January 6th.
Mrunner
Man o’ War…?
Carl,
As a long time user of the reef, have you considered your prospects as a research subject?
Looks like a growth industry to me.
Hello everyone-
sassy- as my profile says, Im in Dublin, and its pretty cold today…heavy fog and a cold wind from sellafield. What part of the Old Sod have you connections in?
Coldfire remains in the lead in the “Most Distant Poster” contest! Dublin is 3672 miles from Chicago.
Ohhhh yeah, I’m still in the lead. Let’s all hope GuanoLad somehow overlooks this thread 
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
John-
I have family is Cork, Donegal and Limerick - and one good friend in Dublin! It’s been a while, so I am saving for a visit again.
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
My name is T. Herman Zweibel and I am far and away the most senior poster here. You youngsters with your foot-ball and your zy-gotes. Bah!
24 years old, 5’ 9", 110 lbs., 34-26-34. My waistline still needs to come down a little, but what can I say, I just had baby #2 four and a half monhts ago. 
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
5’ 4", 120 lbs, 34-26-35, and I, er, plead the fifth regarding my age.
I claim the title of Poster Most Obsessed With Gardening. Just try and take it away.
The Minty One
“Satan’s spirit flew right out of my TV Set and into my soul.”
Dang. I’m 14, I thought I had a pretty good chance. Oh well.
Don’t worry, I won’t turn to a life of crime, though there’s an english teacher whose guts I wouldn’t mind ripping out… and I could blame it on the bad influence of the Internet…
You don’t have to review your posts for the eyes of the 9 year old. Just switch on the tv for a few hours and then see if there’s anything I haven’t heard or seen already. Adults are funny. They think we’re all so innocent and untouched by their swearing up and down at each other when they think we’re asleep. OR when they rent any movie and blast the volume up when, again, we’re supposedly asleep.
K, so I’m a weird kid… sorry everyone. Just be glad my sis isn’t on the board, she’s 6, dangerous little ankle biter. AND she can tell any weirdo to fuck off.
Being in grade 10 has expanded my vocabulary to include all sorts of nifty things. Really cool when it comes to scaring the crap out of my old great aunts (who smell funny - what is it about old aunts that makes them smell funny?)
Frog.
I guess I’ve been exposed. I’m really a 45 year old man with a personality complex.
Blink! You are nine years old and you are in grade 10! Who are you, one of Cecil’s illegitimate children?
Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.