Usually when in a chat and someone asks: age/sex? I have seen it so much my response is… 3956/Egyptian Mummy - that would make me the oldest, but its a fib as is you couldn’t guess.
Real stats are - 5’9", 28 years and quite the average it seems.
But I bet I can claim to be the poster with the largest Spiderman collection!
“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)
wow this page is wicked crazy. btw i’m 14 and if any of the younger dopers (meaning 16 or younger) want to talk then just reply. 
Whatever!!! Just don’t screw up my life with your wicked stupid ideas!
Well, wouldn’t it be “Imthecowgoddessmoo” if cowgod was female?
Oh, yeah? Well, I was brought across in 1228 and preyed on humans for their blood. Darned uppity highlanders.
I’m 19, but sometimes I feel like I got more intelligence than most of you older ones here. Oh didn’t mean to type that. hehehe
“The idea of a walk-in closet sounds frightening. If I’m ever sittin’ at home and a closet walks in, I’m gettin’ outta there.” ~George Carlin
20, 5’5" . . .oh, how I love being average
Plurimum stultum postulo, propter studeo Latinum sane.
Anyone who knows that language knows why I claim that.
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
Actually that should have been
Plurimum stultum esse postulo, propter studeo Latinum sine.
Pardon my poor grammar.
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
Okay, I’ll be 25 in a month and I’m 5’6" tall. But, perhaps I’m the most recently married? Just tied the knot on September 11th this past fall. Is there a prize for that?
Oh, come on. No one knows this language??? Just goes to show you how stupid I was to sign up for it.
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
I turned 3 :::gasp::: 8 on February 14, yeah, I’m old but not the oldest.
So, who is the butthole(s) who nominated and are voting me as Oldest Female?
Grrrrrr
You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.
Born June 10, 1949, Indianapolis, Indiana.
“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge
I’m fourteen (and I thought I had a chance too!) I’m legit too! I was born April of 1985, and I am in grade 9. Oh well, I guess I’m still down there (although I’m still not sure if that’s a good thing or not).