Jesse J. showing how you shouldn’t use melisma in contrast to Emeli Sandé’s use.
It’s nice that Jessie J decided to cosplay as Poison Ivy.
Spice!
They are looking very well-preserved.
Oh, god, Boris is dancing
Posh is hanging on for dear life!
Right, I’m out - enjoy the rest of the night everyone 
Oasis is called Beady Eye now?
Mediocre tribute band
ELO!
PLO?
Quoth somebody on Twitter:
Danny Boyle is right now going through his CV bolding and underlining the word “opening”.
And now for something completely different…
Ok, NOW it’s awesome.
Another one to cheer up the po-faced christians!
Life’s a piece of sitar whan you look at itar?
Always look on the Bollywood side of life!
I hope somebody taped the meetings where they brainstormed about this closing ceremony: I’d pay to watch that.
Oh, yes, it is.
Okay, now I’ve seen Python, I’m going to bed, I swear it this time
They should have just ended it at that point. Whatever they have planned will be a disappointment in comparison…