Omg House Is A Cripple

:smack: Peter Graves is still alive???

“Bring out the Gimp.”

This is an aside, but whenever an addy for “House” comes on, I’m compelled to yell out in that announcer-style voice: “Garage!”, “Woodshed!”, “Breezeway!”

I’m surprised there were no jokes made about Viagra making his mission possible. Unless there were and I just missed it?

Or an early misdiagnosis of Graves Disease.

Dear Mockingbird,
Why do you hate me?

I think everybody realized they were stupid.

But back to the OP- who is Omg House?

You’ll find out what happened to House in the upcoming episode.

Dr. House’s lesser-known evil twin, of course.

DuhCow, Mockingbird doesn’t hate you personally–it was some light snarkery at a question that was phrased rather inappropriately (calling someone a cripple is considered pretty offensive). Don’t take it too much to heart.

I’m going to give away the next episode of House:

  1. Someone(people) comes down with a mystery ailment…
  2. They’ll make a few incorrect assumptions as to what it is, perhaps a few mistreatments that will lead them to:
  3. the correct diagnosis of the ailment
    4a. They will treat the patient(s) and cure them
    or
    4b. In a dramatic twist of events, the patient(s) will die anyway.

and this is why I don’t watch House.

The kind of formula appears in numerous investigation programs and I’m a little surprised that after rushing through a dozen red herrings and blind alleys every week, it never occurs to them that maybe they should slow down a little before accusing people left and right of planting poisons or spreading diseases and whatnot. Surprisingly, you never see the slander suits resulting from a premature accusation.