OMG, I'm the first? An MMP

I can’t believe I’m the first. It’s Monday morning, I’m just about to head out the door on my way to work, and I check the Dope. Yay me!

My dog is looking at me reproachfully because I won’t let him eat the cat’s food.

Morning all! I’ll get coffee at work!

Last week’s thread:

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