Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread

If he does, he should drive his Chevy to the levee.

Fuck that, the levee was dry.

How many vets would a vet vet vet, if a vet vet could vet vets?

The good old boys weren’t.

I’ll take that vet vet bet.

I mean, they’d kind of have to. The Army does have service animals. Nowadays, I imagine that’s mostly guard dogs, but I think there are still some ceremonial cavalry, too, and of course, there used to be real cavalry.

Of course! It makes perfect sense. I even remember the Marines having trained dogs at the Navy base I used to work at many years ago.

I just never gave it much thought before.

In addition to animal care, the vets in at least USAF had some role in food safety.

Is that a Chevette or a Corvette or one of each?

A Chorvette.
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At least they don’t still have camels.

Not something most people want to think about, but the military does use some animals for various testing purposes as well as what has already been listed.

The use of camels had been widely discouraged as service animals given that most were found to be allergic to condoms.

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During Pride Month.

The official also said that the timing of the announcement – occurring during Pride month – was intentional.

However, the memo reviewed by Military.com noted that the renaming was being done so that there is “alignment with president and SECDEF objectives and SECNAV priorities of reestablishing the warrior culture,” apparently referencing President Donald Trump, Hegseth and Phelan.

Soon to be re-christened the USNS Kyle Rittenhouse?

Milk died for his beliefs. What has DUI Pete ever done?

Dead drunk?

He’s probably dyed his hair for his beliefs.

After all…

And the most important thing for a proper military is the proper haircut.

We’re thinking the USS Dan White.

aka the Defense Twinkie.

I’d suggest the standard SS buzz, but the current short on top no sides favored by many is already that bad, and can’t really get worse. Unless they skin head everyone. Or mandatory mohawks!