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I never caught Christianity from eating at Chick Fil A or In N Out Burger.

Christianity is not as infectious as various forms of paganism.

Actually, it appears to be the most infectious religion, a little ahead of Islam, and about twice as much so as Hinduism.

I’ve never eaten at one, but maybe I’m just overly cautious.

No, no. You become Christian by deep introspection and choice. Other religions just infect you like a disease.

Heck, I attended masses (at weddings and funerals) after I had become an apostate, but I never caught the Catholic bug again.

How weak must your faith be that you’re afraid you could lose it after eating at a resturant?

If I believed in a god, Chik-Fil-A’s nasty rancid-pickle chicken could convince me said god had abandoned the world.

I’m really curious about their sandwiches after all the extremely varied descriptions I’ve read. I’d never buy one on principle, but I am curious (yellow?).

I think their chicken is delicious.

It turns out that things like taste can be subjective. Who knew?!

It’s not about catching another religion, but punishing the Other.

Red Thai Curry: Like the Ark of the Covenant, it’s proof of a kind and loving god… who will melt your face off.

I’m more worried about the other end. :hot_face:

Disclosure: It’s been many years since I tried it, but I recall finding the taste of the chicken so unpleasant that I put it on my “never again” list long before I knew anything about the company’s politics. The meat itself tasted of a mix of slightly spoiled vegetable and pickle brine. (I like pickles, but it just tasted wrong to me.)

As Atamasama says, taste is subjective. I’m not going to judge anyone else for liking it. But I also have no interest in ever going back.

Secular humanist, atheist, recovering Catholic, gay-friendly former CfA employee here: their chicken is delicious. Also, their kitchens are immaculate. It’s what makes the boycott so hard.

I find their sandwiches too greasy. The local one does donate sandwiches to band events, which is nice of them, and I do not turn away free food.

Popeye’s sandwiches on the other hand…

I’m not a fan of Chick Fil A fries. I prefer crisp ones.

Me either. They are soggy waffle-shaped limp flaps of bland potato.

I’m in the don’t like 'em camp so it was the world’s easiest boycott for me since I never ate there.

I not only attended masses at weddings and funerals in Catholic churches, I was actually married in one. I was raised Catholic and the only reason I had a Catholic wedding was to make my grandmother happy (we also never let her know that we had been living together for years before that). We used to joke that it was surprising the church wasn’t struck by lightning every time I stepped in.