How did the polygraph examiner know anything?
If he deliberately misrepresented the results of the polygraph test, then he intended to lie.
If he represented the results of the polygraph test as meaning anything, then he misrepresented them.
If he deliberately misrepresented what he thought they said, then he lied. His intention was to cover up.
Well, heck, what’s worth more, the continued respectability of the Catholic Church, or the life of some random female? The question practically answers itself, amirite?
/s
It’s called Cart Ministry, and since COVID, they have been doing that more now that they aren’t writing letters to random strangers.
A few years before his untimely death, Prince converted to JW and was reportedly seen doing cart ministry in the Twin Cities area.
Or better yet, youth pastor.
Cross posting from Evil MFers in the news.
. This MFer is evil.
Colorado pastor says God told him to start a cryptocurrency Ponzi scheme, defraud his parishoners, and use the money for home renovations.
A Colorado-based pastor for an online ministry sold INDXcoin to his followers and others in the Christian faith. However, there was no way for buyers to cash out the tokens. Meanwhile, Regalado and his wife spent the money on a Rolls Royce, jewelry,…
Pastor pocketed $1.3M selling worthless cryptocurrency, state says
“The Lord brought this cryptocurrency to me,” Rev. Eli Regalado told investors. The state, meanwhile, claims the money went a Range Rover, boat rentals and snowmobile adventures and an au pair.
“It’s against my religion to let the gullible sheep go unfleeced.”
At least in this case, the money went to a god-fearing pastor instead of some evil person who would have done evil things with it, as opposed to just using it for selfish purposes like this guy did. /s
A Catholic Archdiocese had the vapors because a trans activist had a funeral in a church. 
From a religion that requires their clergy to cross-dress.
I’m a very lapsed Catholic, but from this National Review article:
During the eulogy, Gentili’s friends referred to the deceased as a “great whore” and “St. Cecilia, the mother of all whores.” The congregation responded with a standing ovation.
If you are going to use the space of a faith community, you should at least nod in the direction of their beliefs. If they wanted a raucous celebration of life, there were other places to do it.
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That response you made sounds like the signs the Westboro Baptist Church would hold, saying clergy wore dresses. Not cool.
Your post is the best on this.
All I can think of is the story about Tallulah Bankhead, seated in a pew at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, quipping to Cardinal Spellman as he processed by in full Roman Catholic regalia swinging a censer: “Your drag is divine, darling, but your purse is on fire.”
It’s a pun, literally dressing with a cross.
Whoosh.
Didn’t seem like a pun to me.
Whoosh.