Omnibus Religious Fucks in the NEWS

Well, have the white girls under 12 in this country have one of about eight names: Megan, Kayla, Madison, Lauren, Hope, Emma, Emily, so assuming would-be white girls are being aborted, those names would probably come up with high frequency in this punishment.

Remember back when a group of religious zealots took over Münster in 1530s? Guess where their descendants went? And Multiplied like rats… that’s why we have so many religious nuts jobs in this country.

You don’t?

We all go through a disco boot robbery phase.

It’s a part of growing up.

Oh! We were supposed to stop doing that? Damn, I didn’t get the memo.

Band name!

Damn right! It should be a banned name.

New thread coming soon:

Disco Boot Robbery wins Peruvian election

Megachurch pastor tells flock who they should vote for next week.

Automatic disqualification for not calling it “New America”

I wanted to be an SDMB pedant and say the title is “I Need A Hero”, but the song is actually titled “Holding Out For A Hero”. TIL.

I was a Teenage Disco Boot Robber Nazi for Christ.

coming soon…

“Pastor Smothermon” Are we sure this church isn’t located in Springfield?

I’d have guessed Schmigadoon…

Obvious breaking of federal law, to be followed (obviously) by no action whatsoever.

Well, no action taken by this DOJ.

Yes, I absolutely am calling the state government of Florida religious fucks in the news.

It’s the very definition of unconstitutional.

DeSantis, the guy who seems to be trying to distance himself from Trump and MAGA so that he can run for President in '28 after the “extinction level event” against Republicans on Tuesday.

Not to mention what he did to the Bible.

From Monty’s link…Geez, Reuters, couldn’t bother to mention the name of the super-shitty judge?