It sounds like a cross between From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler and those dudes who built a “apartment” in an unused space in a mall.
LOL “Prostate Donor”
Was hoping to see this reference, nice work.
Florida Man arrested after trying to flee deputies on riding lawn mower
Someone grasses you up, what else can you do?
American falls into Vesuvius.
Bigfoot made me kill him.
I wouldn’t call this smart, but it’s the good kind of stupid.
The spokesperson told ABC News he believes the man went on the unmarked path because tickets for visiting Vesuvius, which cost $2,500 per day, were all booked.
Eep! A mistranslation from lira perhaps?
It says here it is 8 to 10 euros to visit the crater: Mount Vesuvius - Tours and Day Trips to Vesuvius
The Lira is no more. And that’s too few Lira, which were about 2000 to the Euro. It’s very strange.
I’m thinking they saw:
€2,50
added the extra 0, not realizing the comma is the decimal marker in some countries, and just changed the € to $.
Well, he ought to be acclimated by the time he gets there.
Well, if he’d said ‘The Devil made me do it!’ Flip Wilson’s estate would sue him.
Should have left him there as a sacrifice to the volcano gods. I have absofuckinglutely zero sympathy for any selfie-related injury, up to and including someone beating someone to death with their own selfie-stick.
A press release from the Sheriff of Hood County, Texas. We won’t be cowards like those cops in Uvalde, but all we need to do is turn to Jesus and everything will be ok.
https://co.hood.tx.us/DocumentCenter/View/13921/7-11-22-Schools-Prayer?bidId=
In a rational country that press release would be grounds for immediate termination of employment and total loss of pension/benefits.
That means this asshole is bound for the Texas Assembly or the House of Representatives.
For the formatting alone! Let alone the content.
Rotterdam says they will not be dismantling the bridge so that Jeff Bezos’s new superyacht can get through.
I think they should add enough ballast to let the big ass boat ride low enough to pass under.