I think they should just blow the thing into little pieces and ship them Collect Air Freight to Bezos’ mansion so he can put it back together like a jigsaw puzzle.
Shame on all of you – you who sanctimoniously claim to champion the cause of the disadvantaged.
If this man is stuck with only his ‘support yacht,’ you’ll all rue the day [“Rue the day ? Who talks like that ??”]
/s
Well, it is considerably more succinct than “mildly chagrined at the day”
“Support yacht” sounds like a bad translation or something in a Boston accent.
This time, when you XKCD the big ass-boat, it would be referring to its occupant.
Isn’t Bezos’ yacht only too tall to fit under the bridge if the masts are in place before it leaves Rotterdam? In that case, perhaps they can fit the masts somewhere else.
Are you thinking of the same place I’m thinking of?
“And that, children, is why there is always an angel on top of the Christmas tree.”
I didn’t like that keyboard anyhow.
Did XKCD do that, too? I got it from Hyperbole and a Half.
I would hope the ship builders thought of that, but perhaps the river isn’t deep enough. But considering they built a ship to big to get out of its harbor…
I think you can by Sawzalls on Amazon…
Wasn’t Bezos involved in a dick pic scandal ?
You think this “My mast is so big …” thing is just overcompensation ?
https://co.hood.tx.us/DocumentCenter/View/13921/7-11-22-Schools-Prayer?bidId=
"I am not going to ask you to do something
that I am not willing to do myself.
So here is my prayer, "
Such a hardship! So willing to do the least he can.
“Ok Jesus followers, I am sounding the call to
join together for the children of the United
States of America. There is strength in
numbers, and we are bigger than we think.”
Sheriff Roger Deeds
Just how many prayers does it take for God to spare the lives of children? A thousand, ten thousand, a million? He’s apparently not satisfied yet.
Sailing a Hobie Catamaran, I’ve gotten up a good head of steam then quickly dropped the mast in order to pass under a bridge to explore the other part of a lake.
That was one godawful piece of…let’s call it writing. And “Jesus followers”? These clowns, whom I call Y’allqueda (I believe I first encountered that term on this site, so thanks to whoever coined it!) are not even pretending the constitution matters to them except for their one favorite part.
When I was a kid in San Diego, I always wanted a Hobie 16 (the inability to get it to the water notwithstanding).
I was thinking, “[crap] in one hand, pray in the other, and see which one gets full first.”
Full of the Holy Spirit!!!
Florida Man kills neighbor’s chicken in self defense.
Maybe God is just looking for the right combination or order of words. Like it’s a prayer crossword or sudoku and people just keep filling it out wrong.