How certain are we that this isn’t just David Koechner?
Here he is in Anchorman 2 where his character owns a (supposed) fried chicken restaurant. (Coincidence?)
I’m not convinced this isn’t just him.
I think this is actually a very good comeback. I wonder if there was more evidence than, “He said, the neighborhood children said” that lead to his arrest. Killing a chicken shouldn’t be a felony.
I’ve been attacked by a rooster. They can be terrifying.
My theory is mankind is in a BDSM relationship with god, and we’ve forgotten the safe word.
Note the very low number.
AHA! Just like sovereign citizens! Just say the words in the right order, and there you go! I think you’re onto something.
And as for the chicken killer, are reporters deliberately using “Florida man” to perpetuate the stereotype? They could have said “Jacksonville man”.
Jacksonville Man is a thing.
Looks like he has priority.
And that he was still drawing on graph paper (gives it the feel that he didn’t think that more than a few friends would be seeing his scribbles).
IIRC, his first ones were doodles that he drew in class during college.
It’s been awhile, so I may be remembering it wrong.
Here’s what his web site says.
I was going through old math/sketching graph paper notebooks and didn’t want to lose some of the work in them, so I started scanning pages. I took the more comic-y ones and put them up on a server I was testing out, and got a bunch of readers when BoingBoing linked to me. I started drawing more seriously, gained a lot more readers, started selling t-shirts on the site, and am currently shipping t-shirts and drawing this comic full-time. It’s immensely fun and I really appreciate y’all’s support.
But it wasn’t in college. See this early entry:
So, it was at least as early as 11th grade, he was still in high school.
Cool. Thanks.
Remember last year, the armed Black men who closed a freeway outside of Boston? They called themselves ‘Rise of the Moors’, an African-American Sovereign Citizen group.
Now there’s another one; this time pulled over for driving offences.
“I am not a United States citizen. You are going to get in trouble,” Marie told the officer.
Those “sovereign citizen” loons seem to be amusing, but in reality they are very dangerous.
Yup. Just ask any cop that has ever had to deal with one.
I’m sure. There goes their day. A judge too. You might as well argue with a toddler.
I fear that a lot of MAGA people will take the SC route.
I’d be down with that. Have the AG designate any judge as an officer for the purposes of the INA, and keep a stack of oaths of renunciation handy in every courtroom. You’re claiming that US law does not apply to you? Fine. Sign this.
“But, but, but, where is my court appointed attorney.”
“What court?”
Am I to assume that an INA and renunciation of citizenship somehow establishes diplomatic immunity for the signer?
See, that’s the joke. It does not.
But I’d be okay with low-level offenses being dismissed as a result.
Sovcit tries the “sovereign citizen” bullcrap before a judge. The judge replies, "Sir, I don’t want to hear any of your constitutionalist crap. Save it for somebody else who’s stupid and believes in that.”