Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

It’s part of a plan to ensure net zero emissions from Charles by the year 2028.

Eh.

Black people comprise less than 3% of the population of the town. I’m not going to judge them harshly for doing what marginalized people have done for nearly all of recorded history - played along to get along. Odds are they learned from a young age not to make waves in the community.

And don’t miss this one, also from California:

https://www.sacbee.com/sports/high-school/article266622451.html

The reference to “Kill the blacks” was referring to a color of a jersey, the player said.

To which I reply “go fuck yourself”.

You know how to tell if someone is full of shit?

He was unclear what jersey it referred to.

That’s how.

…yeah, because that’s how we think of rival teams in this country. Not by the school or town name or by the mascot but by jersey color.

To be fair, plus points for trotting out the “taken out of context” excuse than totally flailing.

But minus points for providing such an asinine context

To be clear(er), I wasn’t blaming them, just trying to understand how that would work. Then I realized it was high school, and yeah, pressure to conform is immense. I do hope that they are having some interesting conversations with their parents and/or others about this. I also hope (against hope) that this might have a beneficial effect on how the history of US slavery is taught in the district.

We’re going to kick your collective posterior
You realize, of course, we’re speaking figuratively.

— Albert Yankovic

Alfred.

I didn’t think it belonged in the thread about the Russian invasion: Elon Musk proposed a peace plan for Ukraine. I guess they don’t want any Cybertrucks.

???

I do not understand this reference.

Which was, basically, “give Putin everything he wants and hope he goes away and stays away this time.” Paying Danegeld is generally unsuccessful.

Mr Alfred Yankovic, not Albert

Oh. OK. I am … more informed but no less confused. I’ll have to look it up when lunch comes around, but right now it’s time to sign in for work.

I looked it up already. I never knew his full name! So now I’m both better informed and not confused.

Many thanks.

Florida Man

The leader of the Ugandan military was the son of the President. He threatened to invade Kenya. He is no longer the leader of the Ugandan military.

a two fer today

University of New Brunswick…how could you?
Giving Doug Mastriano a fucking doctorate?!?

This article goes into quite thorough and nauseating detail about how much of an academic fraud and self-righteously religious ignoroid this fucked-up ratbastard was.
Glad these students are trying to find out why he was granted the doctorate.

Went to a doctor for horrible pain in my elbow. They thought the joint might be infected and that could lead to amputation. Great.

They asked me my pain level. I tried to move my elbow a little bit, nearly fell out of the chair and broke out in a sweat.

The doctor told me that it’s a level 10, and sent me to the ER. The elbow is fine now. Nobody really knows what the problem was.

Tourist goes to Vatican. Can’t get to see Pope. Takes it out on the art.