Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

I have been to Pumpkin Center & have extended family in Fresno. Yup. Scary places all.

Devin Nunes Land.

Its almost like they never heard of a drought.

From dusty wasteland of nothingness to dusty wasteland of nothingness in 200 years flat.

Except even he doesn’t live there.

Hmm… between Ricketts and Gianforte I guess neither remember how seat belts and drinking ages laws came about.

Hit them where it hurts: agree or lose Federal tax money.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/white-woman-tells-her-black-neighbor-she-is-not-the-right-color/ar-BB1g2iCy?li=BBnbfcL

What a waste of life.

I tell you, some of these people are gonna really surprised when they find out Jesus wasn’t white.

Our species is too stupid to survive.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/millions-are-skipping-their-second-doses-of-covid-19-vaccines/ar-BB1g1zhw?li=BBorjTa

Defeated by 30K base pairs of RNA. Not even something alive.

And yet it’s still smarter.

We all used to say that the first thing that will actually unify humanity would be an invasion by aliens. Suddenly we’d all be “Us”, and only the aliens would be “Them”.

Welp, we wuz wrong. We’re having our alien invasion right now and about 1/3 of humanity and about 50% of America are happily knowingly siding with the aliens.

I believe the official name of the town is “Colonial Whites.”

The newest crazy; Biden’s first wife and daughter didn’t die in a car crash, they’re still alive, and Amy Coney Barrett is his daughter.

I for one welcome our new Coronaviral Overlords.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/a-qanon-believer-who-smashed-his-way-into-the-capitol-believed-hed-stormed-the-white-house-fbi-affidavit-says/ar-BB1g297U?li=BBnb7Kz

'nuff said.

In his defense, the building is white and an outfit called the “house of representatives” meets there. It’s a mistake anyone could make. :wink:

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Melania went there the odd time.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-recorded-himself-peeing-in-restaurant-bathroom-then-killed-girls-hockey-coach-who-called-him-out-cops/ar-BB1g6UHy?li=BBnb7Kz

Serioulsy???

At first I thought when they said the woman was wearing a “Hilary name badge,” that they meant she worked in some capacity for Hillary Clinton.

That totally looks like a guy who would kill a girls’ hockey coach by tossing him down stairs onto concrete, after filming himself urinating.

https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BB1g6PqP.jpg