Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Can you get a fair trial if you go by the name “Young Thug”?

Play with matches and you’re gonna get burned…

Now, is THAT ironic, or just laughable?

It can be both. And is.

Bakersfield. Gateway to Fresno!

Who knew aerosolized gasoline could be so flammable?

Fresno: gateway to Lee Vining

Bakersfield, uh, on the way to the Tehachapi Loop

And when you’ve gotten to Tehachapi, Barstow is just that much closer!

For a second there, I though you mean Lee Ving

Ah, Barstow!

I was happy to see Elephant Mountain again, on our road trip.

Ashli Babbitt’s mother got arrested for blocking traffic outside the Capitol building.

Cristiani Ronaldo is going to take millions of dollars to play for a Saudi team. But he and his girlfriend, who live together now, are planning on living together when he moves to Saudi. That’s illegal under Saudi law. Any chance they’ll be arrested?

No chance she will get a visa, IMHO.

*Cristiano

I’m so disappointed that his IMDb photos didn’t have any that feature him as Mr. Boddy in Clue.

The Saudi authorities will pretend not to notice they aren’t married. Apparently they have a couple of kids together.

An executive with Well Fargo India is on the run after urinating on a plane passenger while flying from New York to New Delhi.

Huh. Same thing they did to their customers a few years ago.

He was arrested today.