Well, the “mistake” was in that my Google search history now includes that phrase. The pics I got back were mundane, and the FBI didn’t come knocking at my door.
I did search for images of “hen” once and it got auto-completed to “hentai.”
I didn’t know tentacle porn was so popular.
There’s something about it that just grabs your attention.
Must… resist… googling any of these examples.
Now I’m wondering if there’s any hen hentai. No, I won’t google it. Any volunteers?
Many years ago when I was young my dad and I were trying to identify some animal droppings in our yard. We googled “skunk scat” and got…surprising results. Scantily clad women and overtly sexual web pages. We never did identify the poo we had.
I just tried it now and got the results we expected all those years ago, so that one has been fixed.
What’s wrong? Are you…chicken?
I would even wager there is probably hentai involving hens tied up.
No, I’m not Googling it.
ETA: On a related anecdote, back in 1999, I was a young lad working in a computer store (and yes, we sold a lot of Y2K fix software). After hours we’d sometimes amuse ourselves by searching for random things online, whatever wacky phrase we could think of at the time. Nothing overtly obscene, just weird, like “spanking a squirrel” or “cheese pants”. I was in my early 20s, what can I say.
We rarely got anything back that bad, just things we’d chuckle over. The internet was nothing like it is today.
I did.
Well, this doesn’t show any private parts at least.
For context, this was when I took a class in 3D box modeling, and our assignment was to make a mythological creature. I drew Basilisk out of the hat, and research showed that the creature is part hen and part snake. When I did the search and got tentacle porn, the younger students had to explain why to this boomer.
Thanks. I just knew eggs were involved…
Many years ago (time has blurred the details) I got a request from Medical Benefits to verify something about an employee named “Dolcet.” The only result I got at work was a nastygram from Web Security; when I got home I made the mistake of looking it up.
My friend was new to the internets a couple decades ago. He wanted to see if the local sporting goods store had some thing or another. So, naturally, he googled “Dick’s” (I kind of doubt that adding “Sporting Goods” would have helped all that much).
Maybe if he had put the whole phrase in quotes. But yeah, that one was obvious.
I was once looking up something cat related and ended up learning how to activate my child filters so I could get past the smut.
Early days of the Interwebs (mid 90s), my wife was looking for cupcake decorating ideas, so put “cupcakes” in the search engine; got a bunch of pictures of small-breasted women.
So this thread doesn’t get further hijacked: Internet Searches You Regret
There’s a chain of burger joints in Seattle called “Dick’s”. Kinda cheap, small burgers, popular with local, starving students. I’ve occasionally heard the phrase “eat a bag of Dick’s”.
Not long after I moved away, I saw this commercial. Whoever made it knew the city.
Was he driving?
“Do you smoke after sex?”
“Gee, I never looked.”