Al Koholic?
Homer Sexual?
Or
I’m A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt
Wait, no proof of what? No proof that she ever lost them or no proof that they grew back.
According to a gofundme campaign, she was seriously injured and spent two months in a coma. I googled her name, and didn’t find any news articles about the assault.
Show Me The Toes! says ‘If you have photographic/video evidence this occurred, provide it and we will share it on this page. So far James River and Krissy have provided zero proof.’ And:
John Lindell provides his reasoning for not showing proof.
In the original account of the miracle, John shared Krissy’s full name, backstory, location, and then they made a video of her to show what she looks like. In this video John claims they are withholding proof to protect Krissy. They never had provide her identity and chose to exploit her instead of protect her from the beginning. It is obvious they never thought what John shared from the stage would end up creating the viral facebook post at the top of this page. If there is proof SHOW IT!
I sense a trick question.
Y’know, that makes a lot more sense if John Lindell is related to Mike Lindell.
Have we heard from Bopha D. Snutts?
Bluetooth earbuds went missing from jacket pocket at San Francisco International, owner tracked earbuds to the home of an airport contractor. Who denied having the earbuds until detectives showed him the tracking info.
“United Airlines holds our vendors to the highest standards and we are working with local authorities in their investigation of this matter.”
Read that as semen. Potato, Patato.
And her husband sure is a lousy shot.
I swear, Missouri is trying valiantly to beat Texas and Florida in a race to become America’s Craziest State.
When I was taking a water taxi in Venice, I saw turds floating in the water. I wouldn’t want to touch that water, let alone immerse myself in it!
In 1954, the actress Katherine Hepburn acquired an eye infection that bothered her for the rest of her life from jumping into a Venetian canal while filming a movie.
Not quite sure if this is the right topic, but apparently a mob of trans people assaulted a speaker at a womens rally. I wish my phone could copy and paste but google will show it.
This one?
Yes. Free speech works both ways.
Trans athletes have been banned from track & field. Yet more poop flapjacks on a sh*t sandwich.
No matter what the topic, the answer to "Are people seriously this stupid?” is always “Sadly, yes.”
I put this here instead of the SRIOTD thread because the perpetually offended were not specifically identified as Republicans, however obvious it seems.
“A Wisconsin elementary school has been at the center of headlines after it removed Miley Cyrus’ and Dolly Parton’s “Rainbowland” duet from its first-grade concert list, deeming the song “controversial.”
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Soon after, Tempel (bobot’s edit- she’s the first grade teacher.) reported the song Rainbow Connection from the Muppet Movie was also removed.”