Sinclair Lewis had it best: it is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it
What he needs is some risk management. Can’t get any views if he’s dead!
Not necessarily, as Derek Stevens’ record company pointed out.
(ETA: Is there a reason we can’t embed youtube videos now?)
It still works if you do a text link.
Reportedly intended to take revenge on her abusive husband without considering the location:
My first thought was I didn’t know Borowitz was syndicated to other papers.
My first thought was "Who gave Melania a rifle? No shotguns handy?
Dan
No, Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, and Franklin are worthy of note. Putting her on a quarter just means she’s worthy of coin.
You forgot Jefferson.
Hah - “worthy of note” indeed.
McKinley was worthy of note. And also, Salmon P. Chase. I wonder if one of those notes with Chase on it is worth more than face value.
Put her on the 20, same as in town.
I realize this could be a whoosh but it appears the few of those still out there go for $400K to $500K. Pretty sure there aren’t many collectors out there likely to pony up that amount of cash.
I think it’s worth noting that this incident happened at a Trump Tower in Chicago, not the one in NYC where Trump lives.
Trumps probably never even spent a night in that building, and it’s possible he never even set foot in it.
Yeah fuck this shithead.
Assholery on mega-repeat. Ripe for a good curbstomp.
I think that would fit better in this less active thread:
ISWYDT, Father.
A Calgary Stompede.
Reportedly (postmollenial.com) another trans person planning a school shooting, with manifesto. Thankfully, they caught them in time.
Linky no worky.