Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

That’s…efficient.

Agreed. I’d shake my head, but I’d understand.

That was how I felt when I worked retail, except for the “paying me really well” part. It was more, “If I don’t suck it up and do this crap for someone I can’t stand, I will be homeless.”

Though maybe that’s why people object to it. When I worked for a soulless company that was extremely scummy (and they were, they violated labor laws and probably committed fraud that I might have witnessed), I didn’t have much choice. If someone is already getting generational wealth, compromising ethics for just more of it is harder to defend.

Looking at the photo of the skywalk, I wondered why there aren’t more suicides there. Which of course would lead to a pile of bodies in one area… and disgruntled junior rangers.

So, why not have a LastDiveSkyWalk? At the bottom of it would be a deep almost-bottomless hole so no one would ever have to clean up after you.

And “no mules would be harmed in the use of this attraction”.

Won’t anyone think about the California Condors? They are just coming back from almost extinction, I don’t want them eating people. Can you imagine how bad that would be on their bodies? We are full of artificial preservatives, chemicals and booze and Condors don’t weigh that much, just the mercury in an average human body would probably be enough to kill one.

22 years in the big house!

Proud Boys’ Enrique Tarrio gets record 22 years in prison for Jan. 6 seditious conspiracy

WASHINGTON (AP) — Former Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio was sentenced Tuesday to 22 years in prison for orchestrating a failed plot to keep Donald Trump in power after the Republican lost the 2020 election, capping the case with the stiffest punishment that has been handed down yet for the U.S. Capitol attack.

More entertaining news re that stupid mfer at the link.

I did enjoy this bit from his statement to the court:

“I am not a political zealot. Inflicting harm or changing the results of the election was not my goal,” Tarrio said. “Please show me mercy,” he said, adding, “I ask you that you not take my 40s from me.”

Nope, you dummie. Yep, you’re a political zealot. Your goal absolutely was to overturn the election. And you tried to take our democracy from us, so you losing your 40s and, I guess, your 50s to boot is really too light of a sentence for your crime.

actions lead to reactions …the court did not take his 40ies away … his behaviour did.

did he also yell “Trump won” on his way to prison (after sobbing for clemency)?

maybe CNN can interview him when he gets out again if it was worth it (in 2045)

Not a real tough guy in a carload of those “proud” boys. “I didn’t mean it, that’s not who I am.” What a load of chicken shit.

No, that was Dominic Pezzola.

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4183555-proud-boy-reportedly-claims-trump-won-after-sobbing-for-mercy-at-sentencing/

From the headline, I assumed he shouted “Heil Hitler”, which is what I would think of as the “most famous Hitler phrase”.

Or spell it?

My emphasis

It’s a perfectly cromulent word! Or at least to my Korean-native speaking coworker, who always says it that way. :slight_smile:

Looks like a portmanteau of “pronounce” and “enunciate”. I like it!

yeah - we def. wont win any civil wars with material like that !!!

keyboard warriers at best

Be fair. They were originally formed as a street gang to beat up anti-fascists. Maybe they won’t win a civil war, but if they have a big enough group they can beat up non-violent protesters.

thx, didn’t know that (or more likely - forgot it) …

Enrique is a good looking guy … he possibly will be complemented on his good looks more often now …

Teen dies after eating a $16 tortilla chip. Now parents are calling for the government to ban the $16 tortilla chip.

(The stupid MFers are…well, everyone involved.)

On the one hand, kid was stupid to eat the thing.

On the other hand, if you sell things that are intended to be consumed by human beings, and the people who eat them invariably wind up crying, drooling, vomiting and shitting themselves… it’s possible that your food product shouldn’t really be on the market. It’s also possible that when someone dies after eating it, your company is going to be sued to hell and back.

Yeah, in this case I think the stupid MF is the Paqui company. They know they’re marketing to children, and they know their product is unsafe. The word “challenge” on the package is the tipoff.

Here’s an excerpt from an Amazon review:

Not even a minute and the heat was instant. For 15-20 minutes my mouth was burning. Not only that but my arms, face, cheeks, and mouth was all numb. It started with a little stomach pain nothing major then at the 30 minute mark, that all changed.

At 30 minutes it had felt as if someone had grabbed my stomach and was squeezing it on the inside. It literally had me in the floor in the worst stomach pain I’ve ever felt. I ran to the bathroom thinking it was nature’s calling however, I was over the toilet still laying in the bathroom floor. I honestly thought something was really wrong and I thought I would have to go to the hospital but luckily after letting it all go I was okay.

But the reviewer gave it 4 stars! Seriously, I think if you eat it and wind up in extreme pain, sucks for you. You should expect to survive the experience though.

Why not? The product performed as advertised.
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