Evidence of fever, cough, struggling to breath.
Is that in, what, two weeks?
Wasn’t there a date in July when Trump was supposed to regain the presidency?
Nah, I think they said it was in 2 weeks.
As soon as the infrastructure is in place.
But Mike Lindell says Trump’ll get reinstated Aug. 13., heh, just to 
set the record straight.
Gotta get this really important shit straight.
That’s because his evidence that he will produce on that day will convince Biden and Harris to resign, which somehow means Individual 1 would preempt Pelosi to be President.
Because he deserves it. After all he did all that campaignin’ – and not much presidentin’ – since 2016!. How much campaigning did Sleepy Nancy do to be president, huh?
I’m increasingly convinced that Mike Lindell has relapsed.
I have met a lot of guys in recovery that are batshit insane.
Granted Conor McGregor is a serial stupid MFer, but he seems to be getting worse.
I’m increasingly convinced that Mike Lindell has prolapsed.
A side effect of constantly talking out of his ass.
How can you tell that he’s lying? His lips are moving.
I always enjoying misreading the thread title as “Ominous Stupid MFers in the news thread”
I watch a veterinary show that occasionally features pigs with prolapsed rectums. I will now think of Mike Lindell every time I see one.
On a serious note, it’s no surprise that people with mental health issues often try “self-medicating” in some way to help themselves cope, nor that this usually makes things worse in the long run, nor that stopping it still leaves the original issues to reveal themselves again.
I don’t know what Lindell’s particular problem is, but whatever he’s doing to deal with it isn’t working.
Why? 
Sphincter.
A sphincter says what? Mike Lindell: “What?”
Yeah I was responding to the prolapsed anus suggestion.