Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Speaking from experience … the key to a pleasant evacuation is to do it a day or two before everyone else does. Waiting until you’re told to ensures a miserable experience.

And in at least some evacuations it has led to people riding out the hurricane passing overhead while sitting in their car in total standstill traffic miles out in the country. Which is a different kind of disaster.

That sounds like my worst nightmare.

No food and no access to a bathroom. That could get very unpleasant,

The moose out front should have told them:

Your comment cracked me up because my sister says with every new hurricane “Why can’t it hit Mar a Lago?” She said it again yesterday.

I’ve said before that I was literally at Disney World when Hurricane Ian hit, and rode out the storm in a Disney hotel. It was not at all fun. I’m sure it was a thousand times better than sheltering at most places, since we were pretty much safe the whole time and never lost power, and we had food, but it was absolutely not fun. We lived on plain sandwiches that we hoarded before the storm hit for a few days and all we could do was sit in a hotel room bored out of our minds and waiting for it to be over.

Do not go to Disney World if a hurricane is coming. We didn’t realize before we planned the trip what was going to happen.

Man let go for wrecking stuff and being a tyrant at previous jobs, may be fired for being a tyrant and wrecking stuff. Always always always check backgrounds. I’m not 100% he’s a Republican or I’d have put it elsewhere.

Yeah, I don’t understand this, from your link:

Palmer City Council members said they were unaware of his resignations when they offered Jellie the job because human resources officials instructed them not to conduct their own research on his background and they were never given findings from his employment check.

Sounds to me that the HR department needs investigating as well.

Parasitic billionaire complains that people should stop being mad at him for buying Taylor Swift’s record label and her master recordings out from under her against her will.

from article:
SB:

Yeah, that checks out as a creepy jagov.

I am not familiar with these two people, but I thought this pair of Xcretions was pretty good,

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Surely, everyone agrees you shouldn’t let good meat go to waste?

Seriously, it sound like a bad mental health illness.

I often think that too. If the hurricane couldn’t swing by, how about one of those tornadoes it was tossing off to the east?

What? Nobody could Sharpie it over just a tad? The state of meteorology today is pathetic!

You’d think the Democratic weather control machine would have better aim.

How long have they been saying that Dems control the weather? Is that enough time to master the damn thing?

How long has it been since a hurricane made it to New York? They obviously got access to the machine after that.

God - “Dammit, missed again”

It’s like shooting pool.