Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

You could. I sure did on my first one.

Then I joined an online community of thousands of ordinary (not necessarily swinging, but you never know until they say) folks who are cruising regulars. It did not take reading but a few posts to learn some of these “insider tricks”.

Which in an era before widespread social media may have stayed insider secrets for decades. But which get comprehensively and quickly outed once any one person talking can be heard by thousands or millions of people, not just two or three.

I don’t camp. I don’t belong to camping discussion groups. But there are 10s of thousands of tips and tricks posted out there. Zero of which I now know. But some of which I might want to read up on before trying camping for the first time since cub scouts.

Riker had to trick Picard into the Risa version of that signal

Just a little too late to get that in.

Oops.

The 10,000-square-foot house was worth approximately $2.8 million and had been hosting 25 people for the holiday when the fire broke out

Mansion destroyed by fire after owners fry turkey in garage

Just because you have dollars, doesn’t mean you have sense.

It’ time for this video to come back.

Thank the gods Shatner used autotune for that.

To be fair to the Shat, this is someone’s remix. The original source material was a straightforward safety video, spoken.

Don’t spit in the eye of science!

This is response to an ongoing Facebook thread argument, and I’m not sure I understand it.

Let me attempt to translate: ‘You’re stupid. The Deep State and the Rothschilds and Bilderbergers are poisoning you to keep you docile, and injecting you with tracking and control chips in their fake “vaccines”. You’re ignorant, and I know everything. You fool.’

This sounds like my Trump Cultist friend.

And every bit of it is in the Bible.

It’s almost Time Cube level of crazy/stupid/gibberish.

Welcome to the real Project 2025: converting half+ of America into Timecube-like gibberish spouters.

Ana Navarro claims that Woodrow Wilson had a brother-in-law named “Hunter deButts”.

And his sister, Ivana Seymora deButts?

Maybe she was trolling for the lulz.

I fried a turkey once. Safely, on my gravel driveway. Yes I did have some oil/grease boil over. When I was done, I built a small wood fire on the spot to get rid of that.

If you can’t build a fire where you are frying the turkey. You need to find a better spot.

In a different thread, I found that injecting heroin into an artery will pretty much lead to an amputation, because it will plug capillaries. And I thought heroin was pretty small. How small are these chips? And how do they think they actually do anything?

Rhetorical. They don’t know either.

It’s just morons telling idiots what to believe.

That, and they are afraid of needles. That and it’s fits with their world view.

Florida Man rides again.