NaOH you tell us
You just reminded me of this one.
Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium. What’s next?
Batmaaaaan!
Maybe when a new Pope is elected he doles them out, like a Speaker of the House giving committee assignments.
Is @Bricker still around? He’d probably know. 
Hey hey hey, goodbye!
I can’t see that there’s any way legalizing cocaine could go badly! Cocaine is just like whisky? Does it work in a lonesome western song?
He’s sorta right. It’s the black market nature of this stuff that drives (almost) all the criminality. Both in his country and ours and all the others. If it were legalized and regulated the criminal part would get vastly better.
Far better yet to quash the demand side of the equation. Then the whole industry, criminal or legit dries up, but that seems … unlikely … given human nature and our overall society.
Given the general impossibility of that happening, I guess he figured it’s better to just roll swing the pendulum back to the other side.
It’s exactly what the US states are doing with marijuana. And would do far more comprehensively if the Feds would get in board with MJ legalization.
If it was good enough for Sherlock Holmes…
Or Coke Ennyday
Fucking Bremerton. 
(That’s my home town.)
I’m sorry.
(But at least you were not one of the nearby Poor Tortured.)
Could be worse Tacoma.
I have heard things about Sedro Wooley.
Lawyer suing Walmart lets ChatGPT write a motion for him, ChatGPT makes up a bunch of fictional court cases as citations, judge gets steaming mad.
You’d think after the first time that happened and the entire lawyering industry laughed and pointed at the first bozo that nobody would be dumb enough to do the same thing again so soon.
You would be wrong in that.
And she was so good in The Fault In Our Stars.
I know it’s standard boilerplate, but I could almost hear tremors of anger in each “it is further ordered.”
To be fair, that lawyer’s go-to move is not knowing of a real-world precedent.