The guy’s name is “Wayne Wacker”. Holy shit.
Sounds like the secret identity of a Batman parody character.
The guy’s name is “Wayne Wacker”. Holy shit.
Sounds like the secret identity of a Batman parody character.
A Florida Man story with a Kentucky twist:
Shortly after winning a $167 million-plus Powerball Jackpot, James Farthing is arrested in Florida for assaulting police.
Farthing’s girlfriend, Jacqueline FIghtmaster also was charged in the incident.
Given his reported extensive criminal record, Farthing may need that jackpot to cover his bail money and fines.
*No word on whether Farthing’s mother, Linda Grizzle, has made a statement.
Farthing, Fightmaster, and Grizzle.
Band name or sketchy law firm?
“Okay, I’m going to cuff Mr. Farthing, you can take on Jackie Fightmaster. Good luck!”
Nothing to see here, just a (stolen) trash can out for a stroll…
The Grundy County Sheriff’s Office was alerted to a stolen vehicle in the area of Interstate 55 and Lorenzo Road around 7 p.m. on Wednesday, April 30th.
The vehicle came back stolen from Council Bluffs, Iowa. It was determined that a white male and white female had been in the vehicle and had fled the area.
The Coal City Police Department was then dispatched to a residence on Campbell Drive shortly after 6 a.m. on Thursday for a report of a stolen garbage can.
The Sheriff’s Office believed White and Boren used the garbage can to shield themselves from the weather. Deputies and officers focused on a search area north of Spring Road, which is heavily wooded. A garbage can lying on its side was spotted in the woods and the two subjects were found to be hiding inside of the can.
The key to the stolen vehicle was found in White’s possession. White, who is a register sex offender from Iowa…
What went on in that trash can, Mr. White?
Roller Derby names.
Looking at Mr. White’s tattoos, I’d say he’s a guy with pretty good insight into his own psyche.
What a rubbish question.
Humour isn’t what it had bin.
Probably something not too different from this story I posted last year about some escapades at my business long long ago.
Hilarious!
They fight crime!
I’m getting a real chuckle thinking about what their crimefighting superhero costumes might look like.
Seems like they got caught in the middle of changing.
No, I think that was their superhero origin story.
“Justice born from love among the refuse.”
SuperBeastWithTwoBacks
The Caped Copulators
Dumpster Firelord
This event happened in 1992 plus/minus a year. Here 33ish years later we’re still getting fun from it. Now that’s an enduring comedy legacy. They’d be in their upper 60s by now.
Dumpster Bunny & Trashman: wherever you are I hope your lives have gone / are going well.
Hopefully they’re married and have come up with a cover story on how they met.