Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

If she needed help getting up why didn’t the med tech already there help her?

The husband should have been warned about metal on his person - was the chain obviously metal or did it have some sort of coating on it that might have made it appear to be something else?

Sounds like a gruesome way to die, and I’m sure it was traumatizing to his wife who was there at the time.

The technician should have wet them down, then.

Won’t help. Wet or dry. they’re still attractive.

If that’s what turns you on.

It helps to be non-ferrous.

That seems a bit nefarious.

My knees are fully osteus.

Mirror Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the ferrous one of all?

I brought magnets to the carnival to keep from falling off the ferrous wheel.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Very well, thank you. Ferrous fuerte.

It’s nice to hear when a married couple still has so much attraction to each other.

Though, in the end, he should have gotten rid of the 'ol ball and chain.

So instead she did. Same outcome; they’re both no longer married.

Just don’t let them get wet.

This post from the “street takeovers”" thread is also a good fit for here:

I got this piece of spam offering me a thing that might interest someone else but not so much me. Naturally, I assumed the link was bogus, so I examined it

http://(site_redacted)/bios/boot/uefi/secure/tpm/raid/gpt/push/unar?x=c3lkZGVAd2FmaXJzdC5uZXQ

I mean, holy fuck, how many red flags can you put into one url?

An “aggravated riot” conviction will look good on her CV.

Better get a really good team of reputation scrubbers to cleanse her online persona.

Home run hit by a high school player during batting practice hits a firefighter’s car which was parked next to a nearby fire station. He retaliates by flooding center field, which causes the game to be cancelled.

“There are nine other leagues who play here, and we’re not the only ones that hit home runs. Personnel from the fire department have been told consistently by park staff that that is a dangerous area to park and leave your vehicle," he told the station. “I went (to the fire station) and talked to the captain, and he admitted that he did it. And he said he wanted to get our attention.”

What a fucking dipshit. So the moron was warned repeatedly not to park there because it’s dangerous, did so anyway, and his truck got hit. So he had to ruin things for a whole bunch of high school kids who didn’t do anything wrong in retaliation for the consequences of his own stupid actions.

The asshole should be fired and sued for the cost of any repairs to the field that might be necessary. Someone with judgement that bad shouldn’t even be running a snack bar, let alone supervising firefighters charged with saving lives.

I hope he’s not only fired, but fined the same way a random citizen would be if they turned on a hydrant for fun.