That’s how you end up with a 18” henge
I think my favorite photo by far was the undecorated plywood table with a dozen plastic cups with 2 ounces of what looked like (I hope) cheap lemonade drink. With an empty cardboard box under the table, a green garbage back nicely positioned beside it, and some more plastic cups haphazardly strewn about.
I mean that picture told the whole story, really. They didn’t even care enough to move the garbage. They could not even put a shitty plastic tablecloth on the shitty plywood table.
If I had taken my kid to a FREE children’s birthday party that looked like that, I would have left.
They could not have put on a shittier event if they had actually tried their hardest. I mean, this was pretty much top notch trolling performance art.
Tesco brand lemonade (I.e. lemon-lime soda), according to one of the actors.
It’s a throwback, but I’m reminded irresistibly of Dash Con. Did they even try offering the kids an extra hour in the ball pit?
Well that’s good. In the photos it looked suspiciously urine-like.
Urine can be anything in a world of pure imagination!
…This doesn’t taste like snozzberries…
Living there, you’ll be free
If you truly wish to pee
That was the reality of what was billed as a “lemonade river.”
He also made a long statement to the Independent:
The grifter behind this has a history of self-publishing AI garbage:
In the Rolling Stone article.
Since the Wonka fiasco, Coull has taken steps to scrub various social accounts, taking down both a LinkedIn profile and a YouTube channel where it appears he presented himself as something of a business guru and life coach.
Imagine my shock. Once again, follow the money.
I enjoyed the detail that even the word “contract” was misspelled in his contract. He does, however, have a binding “coontract.”
OOOO! OOOO! Does that mean he has to provide a cat?
Whaaaaat??
“EDMOND, OKLA. (KOKH) — Deer Creek School District released a statement Friday afternoon after a video was sent to Fox 25 that showed students licking toes during an event for the school’s Wonderful Week of Fundraising.”
“The district said $152,830.38 was raised for Not Your Average Joe Coffee during the fundraising week“
The pearl clutchers missed this part and are in for a surprise when every church in OK will be holding a “Sucking Toes for Jesus” fundraiser.
Washing feet leads to the harder stuff.