Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Was Quentin Tarantino involved in any way perhaps?

Beats eating Tide pods.

Those were boring. Didn’t even come in different flavors.

Those weren’t strawberry, blue raspberry and lemon flavored?

Didn’t even leave my mouth minty fresh.

What cut did OnlyFans get?

Of course they do. I’m seeing “Spring and Renewal”, “Botanical Rain”, “White Lavender”, “Ocean Mist”, and best of all, “Fresh Coral Blast”.

They sound delicious!

Turbotax now comes with AI that gives out bad and potentially illegal tax advice.

Drivers watching cricket on a phone when Indian train crashed

The drivers of a train that crashed last year, killing 14 people and injuring dozens more, were distracted because they were watching cricket on a phone, India’s railways minister has said.

The fatal collision in Andhra Pradesh state in October came after the drivers, known as pilots, missed a signal and slammed into another train. At the time, India were playing England during the one-day cricket World Cup.

Both crew members died in the crash.

Real geniuses. They missed seeing their team win by 100 runs.

A retired US Army Colonel is accused of leaking top-secret information. How, you ask? Special spy phones? Mysterious contacts? No, a dating website.

Damn those Honeytraps. They’ll get you every time.

Smile, you’re on Candid a surveillance camera!

[A] review of surveillance footage allegedly showed the employee taking multiple lottery tickets and giving them to her friend … [who was] seen scratching the tickets and handing them back … to be cashed in.

Influencer Jake Paul is taking on Mike Tyson. Everyone loses, except Netflix. If this was Tyson in his prime, it would be a very short fight. As is…maybe three rounds?

You think Tyson in his prime couldn’t get it done in one round? Maybe even less than a minute? There aren’t many boxers who even got to the 3rd round against him

He had a couple dozen first round KOs and I think one of them was under 30 seconds. If it was Tyson in his prime, the bets should be on how long Paul would be hospitalized after the fight.

Sorry, mistyped. I meant the current fight will probably be 3 rounds. Prime Tyson would be less than one.

Yeah, that makes a lot more sense. Paul isn’t a terrible boxer but peak Tyson was in a totally different league

I would be surprised if Paul can hit Tyson hard enough for Tyson to really take notice. It’s gonna entirely be a matter of how long Paul’s defense can hold up then the killshot comes in and he’s on the floor.

Yeah, Tyson’s an old man now. But he’s a big old man with a 3" thick skull.

It’s ok, I’m sure Paul has a plan.

Yeah. A short-lived one, given how soon that punch is coming.

If this ‘plan’ doesn’t involve immediately going into the fetal position and having somebody throw the towel, it is a rather silly plan