Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Sociopaths.

Who DOES these dumbass challenges? The original is supposedly this. Sounds FUN!

The earliest known example of the challenge was uploaded on March 26th, 2021 by Instagram[1] user @kabartangsel, who uploaded a video of young people jumping in front of a moving dump truck on purpose in the hopes the truck will stop right in front of them. Instead, they are hit by the passing truck because it didn’t brake in time.

Russian bots?

Almost nobody. IIRC, there were only seven people who took the infamous Tide Pod Challenge.

But they’re really easy for a “reporter” to do a story on.

A tuxedo cat.

Kids in our neighborhood were doing the “door kick” challenge.

Thank God they didn’t ever go after our door.

I’m sure it’s the same dumbass kids who play basketball in a busy street and barely move out of the way for cars. Maybe they’ll kearn after one of them gets killed.

In the 20/21 school year there were several incidents of kids vandalizing the restrooms at the local Middle and High Schools for some Tic Toc “challenge”. Since they were posting these acts to Tic Toc, they were providing the evidence themselves.

Is that some off-brand copy of TikTok?

It’s mint flavored.

If there isn’t a foot fetish video streaming area called TikTok Toes, that’s a wasted opportunity.

A video of a lecture explaining the machinery to make candy mints would be a TicTac tech TED talk TikTok.

If I was a urologist I would bill myself as:

TikTok Dick Doc: Streaming about Streaming

No person randomly poisoned Halloween candy - but there are probably still newspaper stories about it

It was only a matter of time. The guy is probably going to be charged with murder, but that doesn’t make the kid any less stupid or any less dead

https://www.chron.com/news/article/ding-dong-ditch-prank-houston-child-killed-21025459.php

Well, the home owner chased the kid down, so it would be neat if he were charged with something, but it is Texas.

I hope my daughter will make sure my 11 year old grandson hears about this story. I think.

Looks like the Ding-Dong Ditch Shooter might be charged with murder despite living in Texas. Wow, that must have been egregious. Either that, or, going by the ethnicity implied by the last name, he’s brown.

Remember people: An armed society is a polite deadly society.

Was that your house?

The shooting did not seem to involve self-defense because the shooting “wasn’t close to the house,” Houston police homicide Sgt. Michael Cass said, according to CNN affiliate KHOU.

Since when is that the fucking standard for ‘’‘self defense’‘’ in fucking Texas???

If the 11-y/o had tresspassed on a White man’s property and been shot in the back for doing so, in Texas it would be called “another Saturday” and we would have nothing-to-see-here moved on by now.