well, at least we still can go to our rooms …
(mostly b/c we ain’t no stupid MFers in the news)
Hop to it.
I told a friend at church this morning about that incident. He had a few responses.
That’s stone cold stupid.
The investigators told them to cool their heels for a while.
I contributed this one.
Well, they tried to have a cold and calculating plan.
Yeah, at church. We’re horrible. I wonder how the guy who lost his legs would feel about these jokes. Nah, I don’t wonder. I think they’d frost him.
Once the tissue is dead it doesn’t hurt anymore, so after a brief, initial discomfort I’m sure it wasn’t at all painful. Or any sensation at all. Probably didn’t need 10 hours but I’m guessing these guys were a bit clueless about a lot of things.
Money, of course. He persuades his friend to do something stupid for profit and he himself is not hurt but get a cut of the money.
They could have just kneecapped him. I guess they wanted to be like Michelle Obama and go higher.
Next thing you know, they’ll try to get the upper hand.
he should have walked away from this pi$$poor plan
and if you are already deep in it, it is still better to cut your losses…
He should look at the bright side.
We all remember the joke about the vindictively literal genie who granted a man’s wish to have a penis that hung close to the floor.
This guy got the wish. And didn’t need to first find a genie, which is usually the hardest part.
Eh, he seems pretty chill.
Tone-deaf fucker has a name. And thoughts.
No real need to watch video involving this Patrycja Siarek asshat (whose dog left a young child in Toronto with life-altering injuries) other than to note that she asked the judge: “Am I getting my dogs back?”
An actual bus-related omnibus stupidity
A Republican state legislator in Michigan railed against buses of “illegal invaders” landing at his local airport Wednesday, but he garnered criticism after it was discovered the buses carried a college basketball team.
Well, at least one of Gonzaga’s stars (Ryan Nembhard) is from Canada, and who knows how many other Canadians are being smuggled in on those buses? 
“And they are all so tall, that’s how they got over the wall!!!”
Were the buses landing on treadmills?
Didn’t he double down on the stupidity when it was pointed out to him who was actually on the buses?
Quite so. He and others have insisted that whoever this group was, what they claimed is happening anyway and nobody has given them a “good answer”.
The real answer is actually a pretty good “good answer” answer.
Maybe he’s looking for something like:
“Why did I assume that was a busload of immigrants being shipped about?”
Answer: “Because you’re a fucking moron.”
What caused that bridge to collapse? Was it DEI? Nickelodeon? Obama? People are just asking questions!
This is the kind of shit that makes me agree with that thread that suggests the world would be be better off without the internet. Nickleodeon? WTF?
Someone, somewhere, fucked up maintenance (probably).
Two ship’s pilots and the captain released a warning, but it was way too late to get a couple of tug boats nearby. It doesn’t really matter that the captain is in control, the harbour pilots are giving the orders, because they know the channel.
I cannot see (or I wish I could not see) how this tragic accident could become a conspiracy theory.
New to the internet I see…
Eternal optimist.
Yes, my heart gets broken fairly often.