No, the gardener.
Yes, polishing the ice to make it even slicker - a popular pastime.
As my farmer friends would tell me about tractors, 4-wheel drive is most useful for getting stuck in deeper holes.
Use 2 to get stuck. Use 4 to get unstuck. And once unstuck, immediately shift back to 2.
When I was growing up, we used to launch our boat from the beach rather than go to the boat ramp because my father was really good at it.
Unfortunately, other drivers weren’t so good, especially since this was the 70s with rear-wheel drive pickup trucks. All the power and no weight on the rear wheels.
Not if you get a run at it.
As no one has yet remarked on it, this incident seems entirely appropriate for Peculiar, Missouri, which is classified by the state as a fourth-class city and has the motto “Where the ‘odds’ are with you.”
Strange though it was, I suspect that something similar happens on a daily basis in Florida.
Also could’ve gone in the stupid religious fucks thread, but trying to equate Joseph Goebbels er I mean Miller with any sort of Christianity or anything is just too much of a stretch already.
Guest-starring_Id quoting Daily Beast quoting Trump Goon Miller:
So in our New Calendar, it is now Day 2 of the Year 250 A.D. (America Domini).
American Decline more likely.
Nope. trump’s date of birth will be declared Day 1 of the Brave New Era. Mark my words, there’ll be some RW pundit pushing that idea either soon, or shortly after trump dies. Or better yet, both.
Naw, more like Day 166, of the Year 10 T.A. (Trump Ascended).
The four year interregnum is studiously ignored.
Oh no, it will be studied and annotated (with completely made-up “facts”) as an example of what can happen, even to the chosen, when you allow promiscuous willy-nilly voting.
From that story:
According to witnesses, Vaught allegedly came into the restaurant without shot and was acting erratically before he ordered a steak dinner.
My emphasis. Would seem to be a typo but I can’t think what it was supposed to say.
It was discussed a ways back.
Year 1 was 4 July 1776 through 3 July 1777. It’s now 250 years after that, so we’re in Year 251.
BTW adding to the AD date also the date from independence as in “…in the Year of Our Lord 1801, and of the Independence of the United States the 25th” (and yes, in ordinals, no year zero) used to be relatively common in proclamations and public statements. This was just more of the performative fondness for archaic stylings some people have, they did not come up with it.
Probably influenced by the use of multiple calendars in antiquity, leading to official things being multiply-dated for clarity. As seen in the Gospels, which give multiple forms for the year of Jesus’ birth (which we’re still somehow not sure of: There are a lot of uncertainties in all of those old calendars). Usually they were regnal years of individual kings, but the Romans were proud of their lack of kings, and so one of the standard counts was “AUC”, from the Latin for “since the founding of the City”.
We used to go camping near the site of a WW1 ammunition factory. The visible remains were some solid concrete buildings scattered about in the trees. The rail tracks between them were still visible as well.
Those buildings had walls two feet thick and no windows. They apparently had flimsy roofs so that if there was an explosion, the blast would go up, rather than out. No one inside would survive in any case.
Over in the UK, Nigel Farage has resigned from his seat in the Commons but is running to replace himself in the by-election it’s triggered, as part of a stunt to deflect from allegations that he accepted an illegal contribution.
The mainstream parties are all refusing to field candidates so as not to grant this election legitimacy.
As a result, Farage’s only opponent on the ballot will be… Count Binface, a perennial candidate who wears a costume based on an obscure '80s sci-fi movie and whose platform includes bringing back Ceefax, nationalizing Adele, making Piers Morgan zero-emissions by 2030, building one affordable house, and making himself Britain’s entrant in next year’s Eurovision.
How close together were the buildings before they got scattered?