Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

From the other establishing shots in the news station video it looks to me like the highway they were on had a surfaced median/left shoulder that did NOT continue onto the overpass bridge but just ended at the edge of the void with no barrier to redirect you you back onto the roadway nor even to just smash into. Which would be an added omission from the highway agency.

And damn, youngest girl was 14.

I wonder how much input they all had about even getting into the car. A 14 and a 16 year old girl were in the car with 18 and 19 year old men. The girls may not have been dragged in there, but unless they were, say, sisters of the young men it seems kind of hinky to me.

The director of a Vermont production of “The Rocky Horror Show” is facing charges for sending threatening text messages to himself in order to get the production cancelled because he was tired of dealing with cast drama.

Isn’t theater the wrong profession for someone who doesn’t want to deal with drama?

That’s like getting Sea World closed down with fake threats because you don’t like dealing with animals or getting wet at work.

The theater is a great place to work… except for all the actors.

Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They’re human beings!
Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

(From The Producers)

It’s astounding.

Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll.

Bet he wishes he had a time warp.

The bad part is when your cast can’t remember doing the time warp.

Drinking those moments when the blackness would hit them, and the void would be calling…

Just perform like you rehearsed!!!

Kirill Basin for congress!

“Watch your fuckin’ mouth Haole boy!”

Ah… That brings me back, reminds me of living on Guam.

I look forward to the trial with great antici-

-pation

Cops said that Basin also pulled a knife and accidentally cut himself before allegedly tossing it in the ocean.

This is like an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

Faux “New” is gonna be ecstatic over that one.

Good distraction from Max Miller?

Grim Reaper frightens hospital patients, is arrested.

Every single day real life resembles an SNL sketch more and more.

"A Welsh ghoul dressed as the “Grim Reaper” "

That’s a terribly worded sentence, unless it was a ghoul dressed as the grim reaper, it should’ve been “A Welsh man dressed as the grim reaper”.