Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Agreed. Pretty much limit case high effort low reward.

Brilliant !

Just when you think things couldn’t get worse…

…you got served a facebook video without any explanation you can’t watch because you’re not on fucking facebook.

Sorry about that - how about a Youtube link? This is video footage of how not to tow a car:

This appears to be a non-paywalled news site carrying the story. Short version of what actually happened: in Seattle, a private individual attempted to tow a disabled car from a parking lot (using a dolly attached to his SUV), and a comedy of errors led to (I think) the disabled car crashing into the same restaurant twice in rapid succession.

Edit: I don’t understand why people like to post links to stories which clearly interest them, but don’t care to spend a moment to briefly explain the link to the rest of us. shrug

There ought to be a rule about bare links like that.

In this case, it wasn’t technically a bare link, but what was written by the poster was, in essence, a clickbait headline, IMO.

Nitpick: He was technically using a tow strap, which appears to fail or come undone twice. It looks like he was originally trying to pull the car to a place where he could put the tow dolly under the front wheels correctly, at least that’s what I would have done. If nothing else, if he had put the tow dolly in front of the vehicle, it wouldn’t have been able to run into the restaurant so easily.

BTW: it does appear that the story is more than a year old. Wonder if they ever tracked the Pilot driver down.

They are also a cowardly and superstitious lot.

Because I’m on FB, it didn’t look like a bare link to me. There’s a thumbnail and a detailed caption when I view that post. My apologies, I’ll make sure not to use Facebook Reels links.

Thank you. Remember that some percentage of us don’t have Facebook accounts.

It is like that for everyone, on Facebook or not. At least, I still see the information when I open it in an incognito tab. The link also opens fine into Facebook even without being signed into Facebook.

Yes, but the detailed caption didn’t say a whole lot (at least, not in my browser window), and didn’t describe why you thought it was a worthwhile story to share – it sounds like a report of a relatively routine traffic incident. This is what it says in my browser:

At least to me, the issue isn’t whether it’s a link to Facebook; it’s that what you wrote above it also didn’t really describe it, other than as a teaser.

Not really “in the news” so much as “on tiktok”, but some moron wearing pervert glasses hit on Cunk during a shoot.

Can you translate to 50+year old?

“Rizzing up on Cunk?”

Who is who in that shot?

The woman in the clip is actress/comedian Diane Morgan, who portrays a character named Philomena Cunk on various English TV shows. Cunk is, as Wikipedia describes her, an “earnest but stupid interviewer and commentator on history, culture, and current affairs.”

I’ve seen a number of clips of the Cunk character on Instagram; she is not entirely unlike the character which Stephen Colbert played on The Colbert Report.

OK, so attractive female celebrity is out in public, and guy tries to chat her up. This… does not seem newsworthy.

Fans of Ms. Cunk would disagree.

Ms. Morgan’s portrayal is very British humour, and Philomena’s character is “unchatupable” - her persona is such that she’d not realise at all. It is funny news, not serious news.