Yeah. This makes no sense. And why in the fuck are they referred to as ‘crack’ bears?
I get bears on my property plenty of times. They have gotten into our cars 4 times. I don’t shoot them, but will fire into the ground to get their attention and scare them off.
Yeah, but if they were on crack, that shooting into the ground shit probably wouldn’t work.
Bear on UF campus last week. The plan was to relocate him, but he gave 'em the slip! So hide your crack, people…
UF expert shares safety tips as campus bear remains at large - News (ufl.edu)
Why not call them an Uber?
You can call them whatever you want. Even Yogi. But they don’t pay no nevermind. Where do bears shit? Anywhere they want to.
You would need an Ursa Uber for an uber-Ursa.
Okay, they’re an Uber.
Giving bears your CC info is generaly a bad idea.
Yeah, it’s hard to stop a bear from charging.
Why do I get the feeling that the word “bear” is being used here as coded language for “a person of color who you just shot”
No. It’s also not a hairy gay guy.
Please correct me if I’m wrong. Short term memory is the first to go. But, I think there was one case of a cocaine air-drop that was apparently eaten into by a bear. Then the supposed bear ended up in a movie or TV show. Then the Florida legislature enacted a stupid law addressing a non-problem and had to start saying “we didn’t mean regular bears, just cocaine bears.”. The law let people shoot bears out of season or something.
I was close. It was proposed, but maybe not enacted.
If you give them a fake number, is it a bluff charge?
No. But it will be a declined charge. As in running downhill. Which are the hardest to evade.
And for gods’s sake keep it away from bulls and rhinos.
That’s the bill that deSantis just signed, so yes it was enacted. The bill itself doesn’t say anything about cocaine, crack, meth, or any other drug which according to Hollywood turns bears into insane murder animals. It was the sponsor of the bill that described it as only applying to crack-addled ursines.
So remember, kids, if you ever want to murder a Floridian bear, have a crack pipe handy to plant on the corpse.
No you just need Ubear.
Must not be using a USB cable, then. Those fail at the drop of a hat.
You’re both grounded.
We should ground the bear. He’s the one running up all the credit card debt.