They only leave foot prints. It’s a little scary to see your doors open though. If you lock your car they will rip the handle off causing much more damage.
I don’t blame them for firing him.
“You idiot! That was supposed to be the right to arm bears!”
It’s tough finding one big enough.
Then how can you be sure it was bears and not Norwegian bureaucrats trying to hide the existence of trolls?
Norwegians have the common courtesy to close the door when exiting a vehicle.
Yeah, but their cops are weird.
We used to call that an anti-static strap, but only because we liked the acronym ASS.
Of course they do. They’re always going bearfoot. Ever seen a bear in boots?
Smokey wears pants and a hat but even he doesn’t wear boots.
That comment is bearly acceptable.
The shovel is concerning. That’s a bear who’s prepared to dig a hole, if need be. And who’s going to suspect good ol’ Smokey?
I find it quite responsible, since as we know a bear shits in the woods.
Hopefully that’s all you’d find in those holes. I can see some dumbass arsonist getting a big surprise out there in the woods. Always put out your campfires. Or else.
Say, I have a great idea for a slasher film….
Eli Roth and the US Forestry Service Present:
SMOKEY
“Only your death can prevent forest fires…”
Oh, it’s a rather obscure reference. Honestly, I know it only from mentions on British panel shows.
What “extenuating circumstances” would those be? Being a dumbass and careless with ammunition? Being a dumbass and violating the laws of a country you’re visiting? Fuck him.
Their country, their laws.
You’d have to ask them since it’s…
In any case, the specifics of the circumstances are irrelevant to the point I was making.
And now for an entry in the “always have an eighth-grader look at your drafts” file, enjoy this marquee photo from the city of Seattle’s parks department;
In fairness, I wouldn’t have caught that if I didn’t know I was looking for something.
ETA, I was just looking at the second picture. After I posted that, I was curious how hard it would be to see in the first picture, it’s, um, not that hard. (Trying not to spoil it)
Just casually glancing at it, I wouldn’t have noticed anything at all. However, if I was the creator, I’d like to think I would’ve caught it. I’m wondering if it was something stupid like they made a layer invisible to do something and forgot to make it visible again.
One more:
I think they’re standing on wet wooden deck or concrete pier that just happens to look like water.
I think the craziest part is the face on real life Bart Simpson.
I was thinking “young Dexter Holland” myself.
