Dr. Hot Sauce himself! Good call!
Are you trying to start something?
I suspect that Smapti was noticing something different, and it does look like it might be … hard
Well, the guy with the spiky hair was definitely looking for something.
I’m a bear and I frequently wear boots. I can provide a selfie as proof but must warn you that may be all I will be wearing.
“I’ll be wearing two boots and a scowl.”
Have you considered better fitting boots?
Damn you, now I am hearing Ozzy
Bear-ies wear boots, now ya gotta believe me
I saw it with my own two eyes
It’s a little older story, but nonetheless stupid and proves how people will endanger themselves for any dumb reason.
And if there was a country where it was legal to kill crack bears, we should just shrug and say “their country, their laws”?
Elsewhere in Florida:
Everett admitted that he consumed about three coffee mugs of whiskey Friday night.
Straight whiskey? Holy shit I’m surprised he was even able to get up the next morning.
A Møøse once bit my sister.
(it had to be done)
You or I might not be able to get up tomorrow, but very high alcohol tolerance is a standard feature of chronic alcoholism.
It’s a statistical certainty, albeit not one provable in court, that this was far from the first time this guy had reported for work with a high BAC. Or bumped his BAC mid-shift with some strategically hidden booze.
Only very experienced pros can drink like that and function even a little bit.
I was thinking that this guy must be an alcoholic to show up to his police job drunk, and maybe that could be why he was able to handle that much liquor enough to even make it the next day.
But damn. I like whiskey but that is just so much. If I had one coffee mug full I’m pretty smashed, and I’m not a lightweight. It’s just astonishing to me. I luckily just don’t have too much personal experience with alcoholism I guess.
I heard a story of nurses in training at an army base, noticed that one guy mopping the floor smelled of alcohol, so, for practice, they tested his blood and came up with a 0.40. He showed no particular signs of being drunk, at a BAC beyond even consciousness for most of us. Of course, the liver can only last so long, and chronic high tolerance has a tendency to go south very suddenly.
A tip I thought I might share with you: if you are driving around with a dead body in the back seat, drive carefully!
I’m thinking that she crashed deliberately, as an attempt to dispose of the body (i.e., claiming that the person died in the crash). Which, of course, wouldn’t work for many different reasons (both the cause and time of death wouldn’t line up), but that’s probably what she was trying to do.
If we knew how bad that smelled, maybe we’d all have been driving that fast to get home and out of the car ASAP. 
I like how she was charged with “Interference with a Dead Body”. Yanno, like maybe the body was just walking along and she got in its way, upsetting all its plans for the afternoon.
Gives new meaning to the old joke about: “A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.” I wonder who she was being a true friend to. And why.
Possibly the dead person. After all, a dead man tells no tales.