Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Speak of the devil, then

Another {vague stream of consciousness blather} “so what do you think about it?” thread, with (probably) no follow-up, like just about all the others.

He did return to one thread, and his response was more incomprehensible than his OP (I linked to it above). So be careful about encouraging him to reply.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795088

Gotta be a troll, is it really possible to be that oblivious to reality?

It’s boffking, so yes.
ETA: And he returned to his thread. A rare “treat”.

Of course he completely ignored the only other post in the thread so it’s barely returning, just post banal drip from the OP.

They’re popping up left and right these days. Never heard of that fellow before.

Long game or crack in the old psychic veneer?

I think I called him early on. I’m glad you now see the wisdom of my wisdom.

Other pings on the radar this week:

Lance Strongarm for his forcible anal penetration is not sexual assault [thread=795050]thread[/thread].

CCitizen for jumping into yet more threads with his strange fixation about Liberals ending the First Amendment and how men can’t use the First Amendment, but women can, yada, yada. I really go back and forth on the honesty of his beliefs. Internally, does he believe what he says? This week I’m too irritated to care.

I thought Lance was just dumb for a long while. But, yes, the “just asking questions about anal rape” thread definitely hits the trolldar.

Then there’s the odd case of Shockaholics, who seems to randomly bump threads with nonsensical posts. Take a look at his posting history - it’s just a series of bumped threads.

The linked post above is evidently referring to this one. If you believe him, he’s a 13-year old with Aspergers. He certainly has…something.

Sure seems incomprehensible, but that thread is spilling over on the 2nd page-- has anyone even asked for a link to the story he’s talking about? That’s the thing I don’t get about this place. How many people are willing to pontificate about something based on “I heard this story…” or “I got this from someone on Facebook” without seeing the source.

Maybe they’re afraid.

Shitheadking is mad as hell and he is not going to take it anymore!

Admittedly a rookie, but I see a certain potential for greatness from Pearl Clutching Provacateur.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19399064&postcount=1172

I’ve noticed her before. I’m still trying to parse that sentence…

Let’s see: Google is going to protect Hillary by hiding news of the attack, because no one gets their news anywhere else. Let alone the rest of that. Yes, potential indeed.

Things often go sour after they turn professional.

Or electric. She was a lot better when she stuck to acoustic.

They never learn! Look how it totally ruined Bob Dylan’s career!

So what’s Bob been up to? Still making music?

(I gave up on him after Newport. I mean, electric guitars are for twangy surf music, not folk.)

I’ve spotted another rookie with potential. He’s mad, he’s bad, he’s Giraffes Can’t Dance!

A sampling:

I think he could go all. the. way. Off the Board, I mean. He’s really ranting hard straight out of the gate.