Well octoputz, you’ve done it. I’d say somewhere around 99.9% of the members herein think you’re the main ingredient in asshole casserole.
Consume vast quantities of fecal matter, excretory orifice.
Wow. If I got my sense of self worth from the omnibus troll thread in the pit on the straight dope message board I’d be worried.
Mr. Dirty Mouth. I see you found an essay generator.
it is the pit…
So you are in the elementary school now to think this is clever as a response?
He must be. These are “potty” words.
I’m not very good at pitting.
:dubious::rolleyes:
Then why the fuck are you remaining here in this thread?
I mean, I’m not a particularly skilled figure skater. As a consequence, you’re not likely to find me going to too many Ice Capades open try-outs. Maybe if “pitting” isn’t one of your strengths (by your own admission), you should avoid actively participating in threads like this? Or not. Whatever. Don’t fucking care much, either way…
Maybe he’s just channeling Beldar Conehead. 
Get a room, people.
Working on skills. Sort of like an RPG, got to practice to get my skill points up.
Like this one?
The dude is apparently clueless about being pitted. Mods, can someone please, please put him out of his misery?
He needs to have a long chat with Machinaforce.
Ooo! Can we lock them in a room together with nothing but two bottles of LSD laced water?
Work harder. Efforts to date have been pitiful, at best.
I’m waiting for his thread: Can someone give me directions to some places?
Made me laugh.
Recommend me some stuff to order from Amazon.
Should I breathe air?
I’ve heard good and bad about it. Like my body might need oxygen. But then it is polluted and that might hurt me.