Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

And this random article I read, but I don’t remember where, had a pretty compelling argument stating that most people who die have been breathing a lot of air in the years right before their demise.

I just want to make sure i’m doing the right thing. That’s good, right? And I’m a normal person for thinking this way, right?

Should I drink water? I heard too much of it can kill you. And that is not a good idea to stick your head in it, either. I also heard that it has acid in it that falls down from the sky.

I’m interested in stuff. What is some?

If he ever starts a thread about tomatoes, be sure and give him the facts.

Should I have my blood drained? I read where mosquitoes can lay eggs in it then come back and give me malaria.

Let’s discuss Benghazi again. Some people are asking questions!!

Can’t get me enough of that Benghazi.

Can’t get me enough of that Ben Ghai Ointment!

I’m still haunted by those old ads that fit in with some of the creepiest ever!
(Scroll down til you see Shirtless Masochistic Dude…)

Will sperm banks ever pay interest?

Go see the guy at the place about the thing.

It ain’t just your hair, pard. :smiley:

Now dude robert’s not even making a fucking effort to be coherent.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828517

Just ban his ass already and be done with it.

Well that one is locked, so I suspect the Mods are having a conversation about him.

Nah, I think they just shut that one down due to lack of coherence.

Wow, I *hope *that was just autocorrect. The subject line (“Cats: do you keep drinking your drink if your power did his tail into the cup?”) was so jumbled that at first I thought “Ah, so he’s having a cat problem … and a stroke.”

I doubt it. They’ve put up with much worse.

He comes across as a teenager gamer who has just discovered weed. Did you see his thread about the dragon? :smiley: (I still find him funny.)

Or meth.

Nope. Were just keeping him around to satisfy the snarkers.

I kid.

from that thread,

[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
Mod Hat On

Come back and bring coherence.
[/QUOTE]

“Come back”? Really? They are encouraging him?