Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

I always struggle with “ytpo”.

I think you all have too strong a tendency to label “poster I do not like” (particularly in the politics) or “poster who is a weird person” as a troll.

but for dude robert, it must be said he has entertainment value.

It’s hard to tell sometimes. Me being a trusting person, I used to assume everyone was sincere. Y’all have made a cynic of me.

Hey, you’ve just misspelled “Muphry’s law!”

Couldn’t agree more…and he creates a lot of content.

Sounds like that would be a good thing. No?

I think a lot of us are treating this thread as “trolls and other snarkable posters”. More fun that way.

OK, Dude, let me give you some advice.

You are perfectly welcome to make up goofy hypotheticals and ask us about them. Take a look at your tank vs destroyer thread. That’s a great thread.

But you’re going to get yourself banned if you don’t keep yourself under control. You’ve got a brand new toy here, you don’t want to break it, do you?

It’s fun to get serious people to consider your goofy shit, right? But I have the feeling you’re going to escalate until you’re no longer welcome here. Don’t do that, OK?

okay that is easier to understand.

It is a thread for those omnibus trolls, which gives it broad scope.

Does this (not Northern Piper) sound like anyone new?

We should start IDing them by species.

This newbie definitely falls into the “I am a hopeless emotional wreck and am going to spew my entire sad pathetic life story for you to cut your wrists to” genus…

You mean like this?

Ten years ago, that was me.

I can’t make fun of the mentally ill. I can definitively state, from experience, that this is not a good place to be for the emotionally unstable.

(FYI, people also assumed I was a troll. Good times.)

TLDR. My eyes glazed over and I backed out of the thread. Trump could build his wall with that post (or 2).

Why not? Not being able to make fun of those people that disagree with me would be so boring. :smiley:

Maybe that one falls into the “too lazy to self-publish on Amazon so I’m trying a message board instead” genus.

I read/skimmed chunks of it. No idea what the ask was. Usually there’s something. “Should I stay?” “Does he love me?” “Does the cat love me?” Something. I think this just ended with a vaguely ominous promise to come back with updates.

OMFG!

dude really needs to take Lemur866’s advice.

Why do people buy this guy’s bullshit?

I have no opinion about that thread, but SamuelA is the guy who reads too much sci-fi and has it confused with fact. I’m surprised he didn’t suggest putting the body in a walk-in freezer and waiting for science to revive it – this is the guy who very wrongly stated in another thread that medical science believes cryogenically frozen brains can be revived. Also believes the answer to everything is intelligent self-replicating machines. And I mean everything! It’s his one-trick pony. Ask him anything, and it will be done with intelligent self-replicating machines. “We already have 'em!” Or possibly, in the future everything will be done with intelligent self-replicating machines controlled by revived human zombies (FDA mandatory label: “Previously frozen”).

He’s not wrong.

We are all self replicating machines, though I suppose it could be argued as to whether or not we are intelligent.

Ah, yes–every problem mentioned is easily solvable–just build self-replicating AI-operated robots, interstellar communication lasers, fusion drives, and upload human minds: it is all there in principle, it is just an engineering problem!