I was saying that he should have posted his comments in the thread titled: Things about your childhood you’ve been informed you remember wrong. That was the thread I linked to. I thought it was a bit ironic that there just so happens to be a thread that would be perfect for that kind of post, and it’s active now.
And I wasn’t sure if you were making that very joke or if you actually thought it was meant to be posted in the other thread and wasn’t, accidentally.
It has a very kanicbird feel.
Uh, yeah, I set my account to stick its fingers in its ears and go lalalalalala for that particular poster.
Keep an eye on this one–has the feel for a possible return of femmejene.
If you’re half submissive and half dominant, don’t you just kinda average out?
The other interesting this is this is the second Glowing Darkness thread that has revived recently. (GD was the troll who inspired Emiliana to launch this thread).
Nah, I doubt it. femmejean’s English was pretty good. He was American and Irish, I believe. Unless he’s deliberately changed his posting style.
Heck, looking at GlowingDarnkesses posting history, he could be femmejene! An obsession with sex questions, 9/11, and mention of dedickification.
Has anyone else noticed Ramira taking a slap at America every chance she gets? Here’s her latest one.
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What? The buying of physical gold and the off-site storage defeats no point - unless you are doing so from the strange american paranoid political point of view, but that is not the fundmaental reason to buy the gold assets.
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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20348429&postcount=9
This one’s in GQ, where it’s most definitely against the rules. I’d dearly love to tell her to fuck off.
Can we just get her to stop putting “the” in front of everything? 
Heh, I forgot the name. He was so many trolls ago. As far as I know.
Oh great, now Aceplace57 is trolling up the Doctor Who thread. Apparently it is the Worst Thing In The World™ that the new Doctor is a woman. :rolleyes:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20349442&postcount=80
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20349442&postcount=82
Apparently I’ve become thoroughly jaded. New poster + first post is a sob story guaranteed to provoke sympathy, outrage, and controversy = possible troll. I won’t respond, but I know others will.
What do y’all think – troll or no troll?
Personal diary found and read by co-worker
I vote troll.
Troll. What you just described (join date, first post, emotional topic and/or TMI about personal matters) is a troll in such a large majority of cases that it isn’t jaded to assume so, just realistic.
People don’t usually create accounts on small general interest message boards to start a thread about something personal as their first interaction with the board. Far more often they would sign up because they wanted to reply to a post in an existing thread. Then after getting a feel for the place they might start creating their own threads. And then, only after having a lot of interaction with the other posters here would they create their own thread about something really personal because they genuinely wanted to know what other posters thought.
Maybe it is jaded realism… but I’d consider any brand new poster who creates a thread on a personal or inflammatory subject to be a troll until a lot of future posts prove otherwise.
I thought it was a newly-signed up troll without having even opened the thread!
Upon reflection, I judge it to be a nicely crafted little story (other than the lack of white space). It was even posted in the correct forum. A newbie would’ve put it in General Questions.
The story evokes emotional support for the O.P., but leaves plenty of room for blaming the victim.
The ending resorts to the overused appeal of naive bewilderment: Am I wrong to feel angry? Do I have the right to feel betrayed? Help me, I have absolutely no idea what to do.
I’m also deducting a few points for user name (Vanilla Ice).
Overall, I give it a B-.
Best way to ensure your personal diary is never read? No paragraphs.
What’s with that? These newbie personal trauma stories are always solid blocks.