Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

A cursory glance at my posting history would tell you that you were wrong for believing I am some sort of Trump apologist. You took one post out of context & then extrapolated from that some theory that I spent 8 years hounding Obama for every imagined slight, which is laughable. The disdainful “you people” was a nice touch, nicely lumping me in with your rightwing villains without any evidence. You then basically accused me of lying when I tried to set the record straight. This is increasingly typical of democrats these days- if you don’t tow the party line perfectly, you are no better than the Enemy.

And yes, I mock the Clintons. Where I come from & in my lefty social circle, mockery of the Clintons is about as common as mockery of Republicans. But I repeat myself…

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Well good, then I get to call you on it here.

Your maniacal ravings about ‘Democrats’ show you’re full of shit.

If at all possible, folks. DNFTT. Please. Just let it go in this thread, at least.

Slice of cheese, sliced extra thick, and a thick slice of fresh tomato placed between two pieces of homemade (preferably) bread. Melt butter in pan and slowly grill bread, turning and adding butter as needed. Mmmmmmmmm

A thin slice of ham or two would not hurt, either!

It’s 12:55 PM on the left coast, and I have not eaten lunch yet…

Late lunch for me

White corn tortillas
Refried black beans
Taco sauce
Mesquite smoked turkey breast
‘Mexican four cheese blend’
Sour cream

Now that we’re sorta back on topic: if only this troll was imaginary.

I don’t tow the party line. Current vehicle doesn’t have a tow hitch. It doesn’t have any breaks, either.

Whatever else you may be, you’re a fucking illiterate.

Y’know, these parodies of right-wingers are frustrating, but they are entertaining…

The Russian thread in Elections would be a third as long as it is, if it weren’t for Okrahoma’s cartoonish inversions of logic.

And pjacks, I WISH there was a “Democratic party line”, because that would imply a degree of organization that this country could use right now.

Toetally.

No breaks either!

I stand ready to tow the party line, as I’ve already Toad the Wet Sprocket. Them’s the brakes.

Only thing is, I seem to have lost my Secret Decoder Ring. What’s the party line again?

Be sure to drink your ovaltine…duh.

The irony…

Would that it could be that being a Bernie Bro isn’t that big a step up from being a Trumpkin.

It’s in the pamphlet just behind the “Gay Agenda”.

There was a interesting one around momentarily last night. A new user bumping a post from around 10 years ago asking what the legal consequences would be for urinating on a cop. So the newby shows up with several paragraphs of bluster about how he once peed on a couple of cops and that there was nothing that they could do about it except tremble in fear. He was quickly cornfielded before there could be any fun with the poking of the sticks, though.

Meanwhile, komolono shares an early memory

That was obviously posted in the wrong thread.

In case you weren’t kidding, nope. The poster was the OP in that thread.