“But your Honor, I didn’t go into that convenience store just to shoot the clerk. As you’ll see on the surveillance video, I clearly went over to the bakery case and picked out a donut with sprinkles. Could you cue that up to 1:48? See? A donut! With sprinkles! I’m no murderer! How dare you call me that! What about the donut!?! I HAD A DONUT WITH SPRINKLES!”
(at this point, spittle is flying, chair is overturned, defendant tries to strangle lawyer and is tased)
Nothing else needed you lying bitch. Either you’re too fucking dumb to see it or you’re just a total retard. I’m willing to do my part fighting ignorance, but I can’t fix the weapons grade stupid you bring to the board. In the 10 years I’ve been here I’ve flown straighter than that pole you dance on every Saturday night.
From this point on, when you post in the pit I will remind you that you’re a lying bitch.
It’s the pit. It happens. Sort of normal I think.
I guess that depends on your idea of " normal." hey, wasnt someone suspended specifically for trolling in the pit?
Yes, wasn’t it Clothy? I think there have been others.
I am certain this approach can only end positively for Morgenstern and will in no way blow up in his/her face in spectacular fashion.
[Moderating]
Helena, leave shit that happens on other boards on other board. Don’t bring it up here.
Morgenstern, don’t call other posters “motherfuckers.”
No warnings issued.
[/Moderating]
I have a feeling that won’t go as well as you think.
Bullies like you don’t intimidate me. I was incorrect on a very small detail, but you were the one caught in a lie and now you’re having a tantrum like a three-year-old, complete with tears and snot.
Apologies, Miller. Someone else posted it originally so I thought it was ok. I got tired of him taking potshots at Sunny.
No one puts Sunny in a corner! 
Problem is, that’s not shit that happens on other boards. It’s someone bragging about how they are trolling us here. Someone is admitting to trolling. That should matter. Trolling is against the rules here.
If it were some new poster who we found was posting about how they were trolling the SDMB on some random board, they’d be instabanned.
Thanks Helena. I appreciate the support. 
I have decided to just ignore him (not put him on ignore - just ignore).
John - ISWYDT
Since you’ve indicated that trolling is more of a casual hobby for you than a full-time commitment, which side of you is the above post reflecting?
Do you truly harbour such vicious, bilious feelings toward Helena, or are you just trolling her for a laff?
Well, it’s the pit. She’s a lying bitch. The rules are clear with respect to what’s allowed.
Does everyone say “STFU BigTard” because they want to troll him, or because it fucking fits and is appropriate? It’s the pit.
Short story, she earned the moniker lying bitch. It’s her call sign now. A she clearly lied, her dumb ass got caught.
It’s the fucking pit, withing the framework of what’s allowed, trolling is acceptable. I follow all the rules, as indicated by 10 years of 0 warnings. Most of us know what’s out of line and probably wouldn’t go there anyway.
Seriously, have you not read Big Tard’s screed and not looked to see if it was in the pit so you could post “STFU Big Tard?” It’s the pit.
I’m not bullying you Ms. lying bitch. I’m just pointing out a fact. If you can’t stand it, then maybe the pit isn’t for your dumb ass. You lie, you’ll get called on it.
She only earned that “moniker” in your delusional world. But by all means, keep calling her that as it will only serve as a reminder what a puerile, loathsome person you are.
(My bolding.)
I was under impression that Helena is a decent poster, so the revelation that she’s actually a filthy liar would be rather disappointing to me. Perhaps you’re referring to evidence in some other thread?
Sterling.
No, I have never done that.
Why would I?
So . . . you follow up your, ummm, idiosyncratic defense against the troll accusation with a promise to be a stalker.
Ooohhh-kay.
He’s a prince, by which I mean a stinking boil on the buttocks of humanity. I was willing to overlook the original report of trolling; he was butt hurt and whining. Since he’s doubling down, I’ll take his word for it.
Congrats Morgenstern! You are hereby awarded the title of troll, with a side of cry-baby thrown in.
Recipes, anyone? I just found this shortbread recipe that looks delicious.
Ingredients
240 grams all-purpose flour (2 cups)
36 grams rice flour (1/4 cup)
62 grams sugar (1/4 cup), more as needed
2 grams fine sea salt (1/2 teaspoon)
16 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 cup), melted and cooled
Cooking instructions
Heat oven to 350 degrees. Line an 8-inch square pan with parchment paper.
In a bowl, whisk together the flours, sugar and salt. Stir in the butter. Press dough evenly into the bottom of the prepared pan. Bake until golden brown, 40 to 45 minutes. Sprinkle evenly with sugar while warm and slice; cool completely.
The one rule of troll club is you can’t post recipes in troll club.
unless you want to…
I only hope the insults get more creative. They’ve been pretty boring so far.