Gyrate
August 7, 2017, 9:48am
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Art Garfunkel.
This is definitely not something a troll would ever say.
naita
August 7, 2017, 9:56am
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John_DiFool:
I’ve had my eye on Abashed for awhile now. His questions, almost all of which are about cosmology, seem innocuous on the surface, but sometimes a true troll will start off sounding like a reasonable poster, but even from the start there will be something that is…off about their posting style. Eventually the Dark Side will bubble to the surface, and their posts start to become more confrontational (if not incoherent).
Here he gets a bit passive aggressive towards some people asking him to clarify his question. We shall see…
naita:
I think it’s possible he’s just curious and delighted to have found somewhere where the questions will be answered without him having to google and evaluate the many possible sources.
Or he’s a fluffy pink troll who likes to trigger quiet and informative threads.
Okay, I’m starting to lean heavily towards the fluffy, pink troll hypothesis.
It will take more than bleach to make that happen.
digs
August 7, 2017, 4:03pm
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Disgusting. Please stop.
If you can’t, please go do it somewhere else.
How is occean formed?
For those how don’t remember, we had a poster once who asked: How is babby formed? An SDMB classic!
Lipstick? An alluring scent?
Yeah, I knew I’d get a slap on the wrist for my first post on that thread. Worth it.
Actually, it originally appeared in Yahoo Answers .
Good to know!
Then there’s always the other classic: What cities have the most promiscuity girls?
And some kind soul animated it.
An example of why DNFTT is such a good thing:
Imagine if no one had replied to this thread .
wolfpup
August 7, 2017, 9:01pm
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He seems to know the answer, because this is followed by “girl get pragnent”. But as with abashed , one question just leads to another, to wit: how girl get pragnent? I suppose if you pursue the line of inquiry far enough, you eventually get to wondering “how is occean formed?”. The pragnent girl, the babby, the occean – it’s all part of circcle of liffe.
digs
August 7, 2017, 9:17pm
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wolfpup:
He seems to know the answer, because this is followed by “girl get pragnent”. But as with abashed , one question just leads to another, to wit: how girl get pragnent? I suppose if you pursue the line of inquiry far enough, you eventually get to wondering “how is occean formed?”. The pragnent girl, the babby, the occean – it’s all part of circcle of liffe.
Now you’ve got me singing “The Cir-kick-le of Lif-fuh-fuh…!”
wolfpup
August 7, 2017, 10:03pm
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It’s coming – meanwhile you’re so damn close to the current eruption, “why is there occeans? ” that you win the second prize, a beautiful matching GE washer and dryer set, and become eligible to come back for tomorrow’s show and try again for the Grand Prize, the right to stuff the poster abashed into a capsule atop a Delta IV launch vehicle and press the button sending him to the moon, where there is no air, no occeans, and most importantly, no Internet.
The Beatles were overrated
Posts it in MPSIMS, gets all bent out of shape when people actually respond to it (horrors), then gets a warning after bitching and moaning about a mod moving it to CS. Been around for almost 2 years, note.
wolfpup:
It’s coming – meanwhile you’re so damn close to the current eruption, “why is there occeans? ” that you win the second prize, a beautiful matching GE washer and dryer set, and become eligible to come back for tomorrow’s show and try again for the Grand Prize, the right to stuff the poster abashed into a capsule atop a Delta IV launch vehicle and press the button sending him to the moon, where there is no air, no occeans, and most importantly, no Internet.
Isn’t there satellite internet?
John_DiFool:
The Beatles were overrated
Posts it in MPSIMS, gets all bent out of shape when people actually respond to it (horrors), then gets a warning after bitching and moaning about a mod moving it to CS. Been around for almost 2 years, note.
And that all happened Yesterday , too!
And *Tomorrow Never Knows. *
It’s just a day in the life your average troll.
